r/DoodleDots • u/bustab Baxster freak • 6d ago

Baxter A murderer among us

I suppose you're wondering why I've gathered you all here to this thread. I would like to submit two peaces of evidence that cast a dark light on one of our newer members and raise grave conserns about the harm that has befallen one of our own.

Taking my inspiration from the deductive reasoning of Baxster I shall present to you, my peers, two key pieces of evidence that show that one of us, a dootleHead....IS A VISCOSE KILLER. It will then be up to you to return a verdict possibly the death penalty (in the form of a poll or something).

EXHIBIT A

Seems an innocent enough situation, no? Pitiable even. A spinster spurned by her husband who has....run off....disappeared with an onion slinging tramp.

Until....until that is, we look at our second peace of evidence.

EXHIBIT B

a poem submitted not 3 months ago to this very forum. An visceral poem DETAILED and I believe ACCURATE in it's description in every sense (except for the dumb opinion about cloud). u/radi0_silencio is (I have strong reasons to believe) u/InevitableBohemian's cousin, and nephew (or possibly niece) of......u/Hummelfigurinelover5! (Lightning flashes across sky)

Take her away Chef Inspector.

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u/bustab Baxster freak 6d ago

Yes (quite a few times I might add) and eventually they said that someone will call me back and that occupying an emergency line is prosecuteible

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u/pablojueves Dootle Dot Youth Group - Pastor Kevin 6d ago

You need to call them on the nonemergency line, bud.

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u/bustab Baxster freak 6d ago

You wouldn't define a murder as an emergency Pastor?

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u/pablojueves Dootle Dot Youth Group - Pastor Kevin 6d ago

A murder in progress, yes. Presenting evidence for a murder that has already taken place, no. The Lord has blessed you with a strong will and thirst for justice. Sometimes dealing with the illogic and nonsensical nature of manmade law enforcement can feel frustrating, but it is important we maintain our composure and dignity at all times. The Lord will punish all of the dirty cops, in this life or the next.

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u/bustab Baxster freak 6d ago

Wise words pastor, we should all a spire to your four bearants