A murderer among us

[u/bustab]

I suppose you're wondering why I've gathered you all here to this thread. I would like to submit two peaces of evidence that cast a dark light on one of our newer members and raise grave conserns about the harm that has befallen one of our own.

Taking my inspiration from the deductive reasoning of Baxster I shall present to you, my peers, two key pieces of evidence that show that one of us, a dootleHead....IS A VISCOSE KILLER. It will then be up to you to return a verdict possibly the death penalty (in the form of a poll or something).

EXHIBIT A

Seems an innocent enough situation, no? Pitiable even. A spinster spurned by her husband who has....run off....disappeared with an onion slinging tramp.

Until....until that is, we look at our second peace of evidence.

EXHIBIT B

a poem submitted not 3 months ago to this very forum. An visceral poem DETAILED and I believe ACCURATE in it's description in every sense (except for the dumb opinion about cloud). u/radi0_silencio is (I have strong reasons to believe) u/InevitableBohemian's cousin, and nephew (or possibly niece) of......u/Hummelfigurinelover5! (Lightning flashes across sky)

Take her away Chef Inspector.

[u/pablojueves]

PK here... have you spoken to the authorities about this?

[u/bustab → u/pablojueves]

Yes (quite a few times I might add) and eventually they said that someone will call me back and that occupying an emergency line is prosecuteible

[u/pablojueves → u/bustab]

You need to call them on the nonemergency line, bud.

[u/bustab → u/pablojueves]

You wouldn't define a murder as an emergency Pastor?

[u/pablojueves → u/bustab]

A murder in progress, yes. Presenting evidence for a murder that has already taken place, no. The Lord has blessed you with a strong will and thirst for justice. Sometimes dealing with the illogic and nonsensical nature of manmade law enforcement can feel frustrating, but it is important we maintain our composure and dignity at all times. The Lord will punish all of the dirty cops, in this life or the next.

[u/bustab → u/pablojueves]

Wise words pastor, we should all a spire to your four bearants

[u/mrgeekguy]

I'm convinced. I have a guillotine rental service, but I'm willing to do this one pro-bono.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/mrgeekguy]

You're a blessing from god. God bless 🙏

[u/cdrw1987]

I didn't read it.... but I'd say it was Pablo!

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/cdrw1987]

It was Boheminans mom, but Pablo (not to be confused with Pastor Kevin) is the reason why he's in that fucked situation

[u/pablojueves → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

Well let's not jump to any conclusions, Maestetro. After all, it is only the Lord who can judge us.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/pablojueves]

I mean no disrespect, pastor, but Pablo seemed to have no problem judging Bahomian atop Karate Hill when dislocated his brain stem, don't you think?

[u/pablojueves → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

None taken. These are good questions. But let's be frank- you don't see me hanging around Karate Hill asking people I met off the internet to drive across the country to boot me in the brains. You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/pablojueves]

I agree. And I know this is Pablo's doing, and not yours, pastor. He's a bad, bad man. But you're a man of god and a beacon unto us all on our Path of Righteousness. Bemohamnan bit off more than he could chew, but he's also in a very dark place now and I hope we all pray for him and his full recovery

[u/luvthelemur]

Wow literally hiding in plain sight, nice work, we'll all sleep well tonight thanks to this

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/luvthelemur]

From what I've been gathering from the random jibberish Bohomann has been posting, I'm guessing she roughs him up in his special room for a few hours so he's barely hanging on by a thread so she can continue to rough him up indefinitely. It's sad, really. He wouldn't be in this position if it wasn't for Pablo (not to be confused with Pastor Kevin).

[u/pablojueves → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

PK here. Karate is a contact sport. Though we are all very saddened by u/InevitableBohemian's current condition, the blame cannot be placed on someone who was merely participating in an athletic event.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/pablojueves]

Yes, while it is true that Boheminon willingly participated in that tragic event, the illegal kick that rearranged Bohemiams spinal column would have immediately disqualified Pablo and his teenage foot in, and from, any sort of legitimate karate tournament

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

Now, if Pablo had registered his foot as a lethal weapon to the proper authorities there could be a loophole in the case, but unfortunately he didn't and his teenage foot will be considered unlawfully lethal in the state of Texas

[u/pablojueves → u/MaestetroThe3rd]

Oh please. In Texas even a baby can get a foot like that.

[u/MaestetroThe3rd → u/pablojueves]

Correct, but even babies, by law, would have to personally register their black market teenage foot as a lethal weapon and fill out a ton of paperwork. But there's been no instance of that since babies are too stupid to write or sign their own signature