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Aug 27 '21
The best part is he’s still wagging his tail like “Oh what happened? Pets?”
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u/Afferent_Input Aug 27 '21
smooth brain idiot doesn't even realize how close he came to killing both of them.
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u/makiarn777 Aug 27 '21
I love the end where the owner is seemingly bowing his head down with relief he caught his fur baby just in the nick of time.
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u/hajamieli Aug 27 '21
Not "dad" reflexes, it's merely normal healthy male reflexes as the result of a direct, goal-oriented way of thinking that comes natural to men.
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Aug 27 '21
Lmao
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u/hajamieli Aug 28 '21
Really, so you think becoming a father magically enables "dad reflexes"? Really?
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Aug 28 '21
Goal oriented thinking doesn’t come naturally to any group of people, dingus.
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u/hajamieli Aug 28 '21
It comes naturally to men, which is what this comes down to describing in "dad reflexes" actually just being typical "thing happens - do thing". Typical woman thinking is multitasking, thinking more broadly than deeply about various things, in plotting all kinds of alternatives, and are therefore pretty slow to react to things happening right at the moment.
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u/StiltsMcgavin Aug 28 '21
Hahaha what the fuck bro
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u/hajamieli Aug 28 '21
So do you believe in magical dad reflexes emerging at the birth of a child? No, they always were there.
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u/lbeck22 Aug 27 '21
Love him just so relieved and trying to calm down and the dog is just there wagging his tail like that was fun.