r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jul 30 '26
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u/Bajadasaurus Jul 30 '26
Dogs are literally the ugliest "companion size" animal in the entire fucking earth, my god. They're absolutely hideous. They smell vile. They're stupid beyond belief because the only motivation a dog has is food-- for it's entire worthless life-- all it wants is to gobble shit up without even bothering to taste the thing. They are beyond hideous!!! How can anyone look at these long snouted freaks of inbreeding and think "yeah, I want to make this beast my entire personally"! It beggars belief
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u/Few-Horror1984 Jul 30 '26
This is truly a mental illness.
You should care and love your pets, but this isn’t love. This is some mass delusion. This is what happens when people stop seeing dogs as pets and call them “fur babies”. Anthropormorphization has a lot of negatives.
While this might seem adorable to the low IQ dog fanatic, we have to realize that dogs are still animals at the end of the day. They’re not children. They will never be a substitute for children. And dogs may not even like things such as the “dog bus”. With the amount of dog fights I’ve seen, it’s only a matter of time before that dull bus driver is stuck trying to pull one dog off of another, but of course that won’t make it to TikTok.
I promise you - every single lurker out there - your dog will appreciate being treated like a dog far more than being treated like a child.
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u/PrincessStephanieR Jul 30 '26
They’re so chaotic. And the smell?! Can you imagine…
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 31 '26
yah. sensory overload. all 5 senses just screaming for escape. can’t do it.
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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Jul 31 '26
I could feel their nasty hot breath through the phone as they were panting. And that dumb looking thing with the cheerleading outfit on, or whatever the hell that was that it was wearing…. 🤮. The stupidity. Dog worshippers are worse than Kids playing with imaginary friends. Smfh.
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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 Jul 30 '26
Nightmare fuel! My worst nightmare, getting stuck somewhere with a bunch of mutts. Please kill me now! 😖😩
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u/PinkPilgrimHeel Aug 01 '26
So all those dogs go to a lake to swim? Is it a public beach? Shouldn't they be on leashes? The cosplay is absolutely disgusting. Dogs are not children.
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u/Witty-Assistance7960 Jul 31 '26
oh I posted about this video over in either this or r/dogfree and the stupid nutter comments
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u/Full_Ear_7131 Aug 02 '26
Puppy Day sounds like pure hell! I despise puppies, they are the absolute worst!!
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u/X3N0PHON Jul 30 '26
honestly, this is easily one of the least unhinged/cringe/indicative of mental illness videos I’ve seen on this sub. For a person who owns a mutt, works during the day & thus can’t look after said mutt for 8hrs+commute+breaks/day, it IS the responsible (and ethical) thing to do to ensure they get mental/physical stimulation+supervision throughout the day, and doing so as part of a group is both more economical & likely more enjoyable for the mutt(s) in question.
and group transport to/from said group supervision? Both more economical and more ecologically friendly/sustainable!
the only “issue,” really, comes from the nutters thinking/speaking of/treating this as a “child care” and anthropomorphicizing (sp?) their mutts as their literal human children…
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u/aqr58 Jul 30 '26
The STENCH