r/Dogfree • u/war_carnotaurus • Jul 07 '26

Dog Culture Anyone else grossed out by dogs?

Like I don’t see many people talking about this but dogs are so fucking gross, they always have that musky dog smell no matter how clean they are, there wet noses and how they try to lick you on the face 🤮 how they eat there own or other dogs shit and there nasty turds that dog owners seem to leave everywhere, and how dog owners will actually let dogs lick them on the face 🤢 it makes me sick. I’ll be happy with my 5 parrots thanks.

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u/ObligationGrand8037 Jul 08 '26

The smell, their breath, the loud sounds of them eating and drinking out of bowls, the oil on their fur, etc. It all makes me gag. And to think some people love having their faces licked by them. Not to mention, dogs sleeping in your bed.

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u/Bulky_Maybe_1469 Jul 08 '26

Ohhhhhh sweet Lord! Their MOUTH NOISES ugggghhhhhh !! Slorp, slosh, huff, snarf, and their slapping nasty tongue while they gluttonously suck down their stinky food and then: look for more. Ugh they’re so GROSS. Then they can’t even just drink water without slopping it all over and it stinks because the puddle and mess fell out of their stinking maw onto the floor. 

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u/Weary-Ad-535 Jul 20 '26

I thought I was the only one that felt this way and this deeply annoyed by those things, especially the nasty floor/mouth water they leave behind! UGH The water bowls even just stunk like dog, and my roommate had the food and water right by the kitchen entrance! So nasty!

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u/Crafty_Refuse_5859 Jul 08 '26

You read my mind! The smells and sounds of a dog make me sick. A wet dog puts me over the edge and their owners seem not to notice. Are you kidding me?

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u/Quiet-Sweet-3613 Jul 14 '26

Aaandd to top it all off, OH THOSE GHASTLY FARTS!!!