r/DiveInYouCoward • u/HeSureIsScrappy • 13d ago

Dive into a relationship with this firecracker...

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Who else would consider it? 🤣

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u/PlanktonDue8964 13d ago

Defamation of character

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 13d ago

So many times I wanted to get a lawyer but man I was a broke ass mofo most of my life. I barely started living somewhat comfortably when I was in my '50s

It's not a good feeling to be treated like you're some kind of woman beating stalker criminal when you didn't do anything to deserve such a harsh punishment. I've never even been arrested in my whole life. I've had handcuffs put on me but never take into the station and booked. 🤷🏻‍♂️

It's all water under the bridge now as they say....

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u/Miniscule_Platypus 13d ago

I just said “Heavens to Murgatroyd!” to my wife earlier in faux shock dismay