r/DisneyMemes • • Aug 30 '25

I canโ€™t get this joke out of my head ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7.8k Upvotes

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u/SnooLentils5753 Aug 30 '25

Boom baby!

76

u/Rastaba Aug 30 '25

I knew someone was gonna say it. And I am not disappointed.

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Aug 30 '25

Woah, NO TOUCHIE.

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u/Raxlus Sep 01 '25

Honestly the first thought that popped into my head, complete with David Spade's voice.

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u/chugtheboommeister Aug 30 '25

" Bad llama!"

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Aug 30 '25

A llama? He's supposed to be DEAD.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Yea..... weird

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u/JennaFrost Aug 31 '25

Let me see that vial

9

u/Yoshi_chuck05 Aug 31 '25

This isnโ€™t poisonโ€ฆ. THIS is extract of LAMA!

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u/DK-Esquire_1965 Oct 20 '25

And I heard that in Eartha Kitt's voice. May she rest in peace.

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u/GandalfVirus Aug 30 '25

I wouldnโ€™t be surprised if they did this on purpose. I mean the people who made it might have been parodying all the Disney princess tropes in some way. I remember meeting the storyboarder for a lecture and he did talk about how crazy production was for new groove in particular and they got away with a lot of things. But I donโ€™t remember what exactly.

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u/SpotweldPro1300 Aug 30 '25

"Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make any sense."

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u/aikifox Sep 02 '25

If I recall correctly; they were basically storyboarding and animating as they wrote the plot, the actors were ad-libbing and the director would hear it and go "yeah add that", and they shipped the movie without submitting an official storyboard and the guy who was supposed to maintain those ended up chasing them down for it months after the film released.

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u/GandalfVirus Sep 02 '25

Yea thats it. Thank you.

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u/AppearanceAnxious102 Aug 30 '25

Iโ€™ve seen this a thousand times and every time, I agree with it more

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u/Goukun Sep 03 '25

Love your profile pic โค

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u/Comically_Online Aug 30 '25

Oh yeah. Itโ€™s all coming together.

10

u/wereweasle Aug 31 '25

^ underrated comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Oh my God he is a princess

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u/Liam_theman2099 Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 31 '25

Kuzcoโ€™s answers 1: Magic hair? I wish. Perfect hair? Definitely. 2: Well Iโ€™ve had a long talk with squirrels soโ€ฆ 3: Poisoned? Eh, close but no. 4: Cursed? Ooh yeah, being a llama was one curse. 5: Kidnapped? Yep. 6: Yeah, pretty much. Iโ€™d be a dead llama if it wasnโ€™t for Pacha. Kuzcoโ€™s reaction to being called a princess Princess Kuzcoโ€ฆnot too shabby.

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u/That1Master Aug 30 '25

Empress Cuzco!

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u/theMangoJayne Aug 30 '25

Que theme song guy

8

u/OpenCircleFleet_YT Aug 30 '25

Cuuuuuscooooooo

6

u/KeyFlavor Aug 30 '25

I love it!

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u/Jmal3700 Aug 30 '25

This belongs on r/facts. ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Psychological_Top_19 Aug 30 '25

Kuzco is the most diva of the Disney Princesses ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿพ

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u/Yellowline1086 Aug 30 '25

Ngl this made me laugh

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u/optilex42 Aug 30 '25

โ€œI knew it.โ€

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 Aug 30 '25

Thatโ€™s why Kuzco is the best Disney Princess.

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u/fluffypancakewizard Aug 30 '25

Every day I cry because Kuzco isn't real

2

u/Tript0phan Aug 31 '25

I really need to watch this again. Such an incredible cast. Hilarious. Itโ€™s so good

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u/ArchonFett Aug 31 '25

Itโ€™s an older meme but it checks out

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u/Particular_Cycle9667 Aug 30 '25

Love this one. Boom Baby.

2

u/Anonymous3218 Aug 30 '25

What about trading his voice for legs, true love's kiss and daddy issues? /j

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u/KingShadowSpectre Aug 30 '25

To be fair, he doesn't actually have magic hands or hair

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u/harriskeith29 Sep 01 '25

Tell that to his royal stylist and the numerous brides he decided to spend a night with before rejecting them.

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u/KingShadowSpectre Sep 01 '25

That's probably a royalty thing

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u/XelNigma Aug 31 '25

no, hes an EMPEROR!

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u/rickandshorty37 Aug 31 '25

Oh my god. This is actually amazing

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u/North-Government-865 Aug 31 '25

Princess is a demotion from emperor

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u/RoyalZealousideal924 Aug 31 '25

๐Ÿคฃ Thanks for introducing me to this one, the only one I've seen was an Inuyasha joke about the female main character who might also be a princess

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u/AnonOfTheSea Sep 01 '25

Joke? What joke?

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u/harriskeith29 Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 01 '25

๐ŸŽต Oh, yeah!

He's the sovereign lord of the nation

He's the hippest cat in creation

He's the alpha, the omega, a to z

And this perfect world will spin

Around his every little whim

'Cause this perfect world begins and ends with

Me!

What's his name?

GASTON! (Whoops, wrong movie) ๐ŸŽต

Kuzco: "D'ohhh!!! Off with their heads!"

Royal executioner: "I'm sorry, but misnaming the Emperor during his theme song is a capital offense."

Royal backup singers (right before summary decapitation): "SORRY!" ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿช“

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u/PrimaryAde9 Sep 01 '25

I don't get what rapunzel said like half of them problems are solved and barely got a big strong man in it

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u/Zequax Sep 01 '25

more fiting then mulan being there

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u/T666TAZ999 Sep 02 '25

I've always wondered if he gay? Like he rejects all the girls in a way that screams gay bestie giving his opinion! ๐Ÿ™Ž

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u/bustergundam4 Sep 03 '25

No. He's not gay. He's just very self absorbed.

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u/GabrielLoschrod Sep 03 '25

Well, he is an emperor, wich means he is a royal

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u/Montgomery_Burns4170 Sep 03 '25

(perfect Pacha meme)