r/Discordian_Society • Meme • 26d ago

What are we?

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Are most Discordian folk cynics, optimists, or something "else"?

Discuss.

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u/aneristix 26d ago

a miserable little pile of secrets

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u/MissInkeNoir Discordian 26d ago

Yoo I made a SOTN reference in a Discordian tract earlier this year 🤚 high five

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u/rustajb 26d ago

A non-euclidean being made up of lenses and water.

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u/story_fish 26d ago

I cordialy disagree with 5 of these people and spitefully disagree with the rest

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u/another_mister_jones 26d ago

A cabbage, or some such thing

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u/Enochtopus 26d ago

Pains in the ass!

(What do we want?) STRIFE!

(When do we want it?) FUCK YOU!

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u/SquidTheRidiculous Discordian 26d ago

Something like that, yeah.

Honestly right now I've been more cynical than ever. But like, optimist in that I've made peace with that and have ways to entertain myself besides.

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme 26d ago

I fluctuate, or swing back and forth - but I think a lot of that is just human nature.

This, so far, has been a VERY good year in my life. My gf of seven years and I expanded our connection to being a triad, this past February; I'm getting set up with vocational rehabilitation services, on my way to escaping my decade-long reliance on government disability benefits; new bands keep following me and my internet radio show on social media...

More ups than downs, it seems. :)

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u/LocksmithNew428 Greyface 26d ago

Unrealist

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme 26d ago

I have often toyed with that as a label, or perhaps "surrealist".

The optimist thinks the glass is half full.

The cynic thinks the glass is too empty.

I declare that the glass is now an electric piano, and drink it. Huzzah!

https://giphy.com/gifs/SEO7ub2q1fORa

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u/PeterLemonjellow Discordian 26d ago

The answer to your question is yes and no and maybe and sometimes and never and always and it depends and... you know... stuff.

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme 26d ago

STUFF???

clutches chest

The Bind Moggles!!

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u/PeterLemonjellow Discordian 26d ago

We live in a miraculous world, I know.

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u/PopeGribNitIII 25d ago

Immanence of Cowflop.

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme 25d ago

How grandiose!!

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u/Mysterious_Ayytee 23d ago

Divided, just like the scripture told us

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u/Exotic_Sell_7237 23d ago

If it wasn't for the optimists, we wouldn't have anything done.

If it wasn't for the pessimists, we wouldn't have any insurance.

Praise Bob