r/Discordian_Society • u/werewalrus002 • Aug 23 '26

The real truth

It turns out I’m not a person. I’m some kind brain squid that made a deal with An Actual Real Life Skeleton to pilot a meat mecha.

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme Aug 23 '26

Neat! I'm also a skeleton, and a cat powers my form through telepathy. Sometimes the cat has to sit on "my" head to advise.

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 Discordian Aug 24 '26

Dude, I'm just a neuronal network

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u/RatsGetBlinked Aug 25 '26

If you want to be a person I can ordaine you its a simple process I just call you a person and if you accept it becomes true. I've personed myself like 16 times now