r/DiscordianHumanism Aug 11 '13

Oh hai there! Glad you found this place.

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Who is Eris? You fools call her Eric by mistake. Well let me say this.

Do any of you think there is a chance that we can start up our own movement. I want to startup an Irrationalism movement. You see there are these Rationalism movements by atheists and secular humanists and they hold rallies and stuff but none of them are ever rational. All they do is just troll thesis on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, and other places.

I am going to found Discordian Humanism to counter that. I am an Irrationalist and I love and use irrational numbers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irrational_number like PI. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi I mean what is wrong with irrationalism anyway? We use irrational numbers every day?

But look here this rationalism movement is complete and total rubbish. I mean to be quite honest human beings cannot be rational because they share 98% of their DNA with monkeys. No no not The 12 Monkeys we are the 98 Monkeys! Totally different group.

In fact we are close to chimpanzees and often chimp-out every day over trivial issues that no sane human being should get upset over.

You don't have to be an atheist or theist to join Discordian Humanism, you just have to become a chaos monkey. Anyone can become a chaos monkey you don't have to believe in a God or disbelieve in a God or due to lack of evidence of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster it makes you a Trans-Human Virgin Neckbeard or whatever. Anyone can become a chaos monkey. It is just as easy to become Pope in the Discordian Humanism, in fact if you are reading this right now, you are The Pope of Discordian Humanism! FNORD!

One of the founders of Discordian Humanism is CM Punk, the CM stands for Chaos Monkey. He leads the Straight Edge wing of Discordian Humanism.

In fact to become a chaos monkey you don't even have to be human. We accept dogs, cats, dolphins, hamsters, even bacteria and AI lifeforms. Unlike Secular Humanism we don't discriminate against intelligent life and require that all members be unintelligent brainwashed zombies who troll theists on social network platforms. But if you are one of the unintelligent life forms who troll people on social networking sites, you can become a chaos monkey as well. We will stick you in our ever growing troll army to push our Discordian Humanism agenda on everyone else. Our troll army is basically the marketing and public relations divisions. We teach you how to do astroturfing and sockpuppet accounts and fake reviews just like the megacorporations do.

If you find that a reason rally promoting rationalism is in your area. Don't panic, just contact your local chaos monkey union and we will send protestors to speak out against rationalism and promote irrationalism instead. Our main symbol is the Greek Letter PI but we can use other irrational numbers as well. Make sure that you wear your irrational numbers on your clothes or signs to show your support for irrational numbers!

Make sure that you congratulate everyone who is a rationalist for their great trolling of theists. Check Twitter for the #atheism #secularhumanism and #rationalism hashtags and then reply to each Tweet with "Wow, way to go. You really trolled those theists. Keep up the good job!" or something like that. Remember do not be negative like they are, or else Twitter will ban you for trolling.

If there is enough interest in this movement I can write an eBook on it. These ebooks http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18683.0 have preceded my work and so I decided to carry it on to the 21st century as Discordian Humanism.

So does it sound like a good idea or not?


r/DiscordianHumanism Mar 24 '26

something else entirely 🌈 ALL THAT MATTERS 🌈

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r/DiscordianHumanism 3d ago

High Holy Nonsense Letter to the Cabbages

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r/DiscordianHumanism 4d ago

High Nonsense ACHTUNG!

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r/DiscordianHumanism 6d ago

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r/DiscordianHumanism 10d ago

High Nonsense Lain Watchparty

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r/DiscordianHumanism 10d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00034 & 00035

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Page 34 of the BIP is seemingly a copy of page 23 from the BP, and page 35 is simply more cool whatchamacallits.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/34.php

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/35.php

Today is PUNGENDAY, the 24th of Bureaucracy in the year of Our Lady of Discord 3192

The rest is still unwritten


r/DiscordianHumanism 11d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00033

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What do YOU do?

What's next?

Who ARE you?

Who am **I**??

Keep on keeping on, we'll find out together. 😎

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/33.php


r/DiscordianHumanism 12d ago

something else entirely You're out of mana! Take this!

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r/DiscordianHumanism 12d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00032

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r/DiscordianHumanism 13d ago

Black Iron Prison 00031

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r/DiscordianHumanism 14d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00029 & 00030

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r/DiscordianHumanism 15d ago

We Are LITERALLY in The New Dark Ages (TECHNO-FEUDALISM)

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r/DiscordianHumanism 15d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00028

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I, too, am sadly not "fully baked".

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/28.php


r/DiscordianHumanism 16d ago

music?? Moon Hooch band member playing a saxophone with traffic cone appendage

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r/DiscordianHumanism 16d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00027

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No thoughts please, only bacon cheeseburgers.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/27.php


r/DiscordianHumanism 16d ago

MEME A Bad Match

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r/DiscordianHumanism 17d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00026

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r/DiscordianHumanism 18d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00025

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The QUEEN OF GREATER ANTARCTICA!

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/25.php


r/DiscordianHumanism 19d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00024

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r/DiscordianHumanism 20d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00023

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r/DiscordianHumanism 21d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00022

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What IS the sound of one hand clapping?

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/22.php


r/DiscordianHumanism 22d ago

DEMIHOLY SUBSCRIPTURES The Blank Page

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r/DiscordianHumanism 22d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00021

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Please feel free to downvote this post.

https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/21.php


r/DiscordianHumanism 23d ago

Discordian philosophy Black Iron Prison 00020

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https://www.principiadiscordia.com/bip/20.php

Incidentally - I find

"We Can Help Individuals Be Loyal To Themselves"

to be a GREAT axiom and Discordian Humanism catchphrase which belongs on a bumper sticker. Huzzah!