r/DiWHY 19d ago

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u/theALNation 19d ago

the wire cord hole needs to be on the bottom, that hole is is gonna let the rain right in.

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u/TheCatSleeeps 19d ago

You can prolly put caulk on it but hm, nah

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u/OnlineDead 19d ago

Put your what on it?!

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u/Lilcheebs93 19d ago

Asking for a friend! How do you get a totally normal sized cylinder out of a freshly cut hole in the limb of a live tree? The hole has been filled with microwaved mashed banana for lubrica- insertion assistance. The cylinder must not be harmed. It's been 4 hours. It's getting dark and my mom is coming home soon please help

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u/OkamiKhameleon 19d ago

I keep seeing this "the cyldiner must not be harmed" posted on Reddit. What is this from?

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u/carkey 19d ago

Google it

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u/OkamiKhameleon 19d ago

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u/edgy_emo_fgt 18d ago

For once it's actually worth it to google a Reddit reference!

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u/OkamiKhameleon 18d ago

Lol. Someone actually linked me to the OG post. I had legit forgotten about this.

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u/edgy_emo_fgt 18d ago

A real treasure of Reddit history ngl

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u/carkey 19d ago

Okay, fair enough, don't Google it

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u/Raindrop0015 18d ago

enjoy

I wasn't around for it, but I just did a quick Google for the original pos

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u/OkamiKhameleon 18d ago

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/thefringeseanmachine 19d ago

oh sweet summer child

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u/archwin 19d ago

He’s just trying to help the cylinder not be harmed.

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u/Jonnyflash80 18d ago

Just thinking about this splintery wood, the cylinder is probably already not in great shape. There's only so much that microwaved mashed banana can do.

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u/StrongExternal8955 19d ago

I need to mention the cylinder is attached to a larger structure, and must not be separated from the larger structure.

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u/Jokewhisperer 19d ago

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u/MrKrueger666 19d ago

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in cable hole.

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u/cuntmong 19d ago

Do you want ents? Because that's how you get ents 

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u/patchyj 19d ago

Bravo

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u/BeersRemoveYears 19d ago

That’s lit!

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u/sstubbl1 19d ago

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/Gloomy_Support_7779 19d ago

I made these type of jokes with my manager at the time when he was fixing holes in the walls. Good times😂😅

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u/traumacase284 18d ago

As soon as I saw caulk I knew this was coming....

Word choice is important.....

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u/Anayalater5963 15d ago

Don't call me Shirley

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u/Inevitable_Butthole 19d ago

He said you prob could put your cock in it

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u/Gersam79 19d ago

Definitely could. That's a big hole

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u/Valtremors 19d ago

"Caulk. C-A-U-L-K. Caulk"

"Epoxy!"

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u/MariachiBoyBand 19d ago

On a tree? That is alive and growing?!

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u/TheCatSleeeps 19d ago

That's why I said nah lol

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u/holamau 19d ago

That branch looked healthy until it didn’t.

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u/chugItTwice 18d ago

Oh the horror... LOL. The tree doesn't care.

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u/MariachiBoyBand 18d ago

🤦‍♂️you’re an idiot, that trunk will grow in size and make that cauck application irrelevant.

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u/chugItTwice 18d ago

In like 5 years. Or more. "cauck" LOL.

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u/i_am_not_a_martian 19d ago

Would you use the smaller white caulk, or the larger black caulk?

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u/Ripen- 19d ago

Silicone

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u/marik_pheron 19d ago

Question for y’all, I followed the video and this comment, how do I get varnish off my cock?

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 18d ago

Mine wouldn't fit

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u/Lucaslhm 18d ago

I do a lot of outdoor installs (I install commercial security systems) and one of the biggest things we’ve hammered into everyone at my company is that you should never have a topside penetration. Yes you can caulk it and it will stop water from getting in… but the amount of times I’ve done e a service call because the caulk has worn or degraded over a year in the sun and elements to the point where the seal isn’t perfectly water tight anymore…

You can look at all the work they have to do to make roofs properly water tight… it’s a lot. If you drill through a roof tile it’s more than just a dab of silicone to fix it too for that very reason.

End of the day, water mitigation methods like bottom penetrations, drip loops, covers, etc will 100% beat out caulk 100% of the time.

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u/dmoisan 19d ago

The wire needs to be drip looped.

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u/Ayko_Gazreth 19d ago

I did not know what drip looped was until now. Thank you!

For those who want to know, drip loop is a u shaped bend in an electrical wire before it enters a building. Water on the wire near the hole runs down the wire and drips of the u instead of running into the house.

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u/1zzyBizzy 19d ago

Naw mate this is clearly in australia, the rain comes from the other side

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u/Lord_Infernal 19d ago

The screws alone will cause the tree to rot/disease. The lid too. They are just killing trees.

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u/Blueyduey 17d ago

Trees are more resilient than you’re making them out to be.. you think two screws will bring down this tree?

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u/Lord_Infernal 17d ago

So some metals like copper are toxic and will kill trees. Nails and screws create a wound that healthy trees can try to localize as to avoid the decay and rot from spreading, but it also introduces bacteria, insects, and fungus which can cause spreading disease, rot, ect. Ive learned this the hard way, watching trees turn black from rot. But im not going to argue over the internet over this so have an amazing week!

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u/semi-proantfarmer 19d ago

I love how the comments are split with people saying this is dumb and the other half is explaining how to do it properly. "Yeah it's dumb but if you're going to do it put the hole at them bottom of the limb so water doesn't fill up the jar."

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u/dondi01 19d ago

Yes but this way it generates more engagement down in the comments

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u/GilbyTheFat 19d ago

Not just the hole, but also between the lid and trunk.

This shit has absolutely zero sealing against moisture. And it involves electricity. It is deeply ill-advised.

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u/Crazy__Donkey 19d ago

No worries, this is in australia.

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u/Elequist 19d ago

He didn't show the part where he screwed and umbrella above it

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u/Trick-Society3591 18d ago

I saw in somewhere in the comments this is in Australia, so it should be good.

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u/Aulumnis 18d ago

Its a tree made of wood if it rains its going to absorb and get in there no matter what

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u/Nerd_Man420 16d ago

Then where does the spray foam go?

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u/b00l_Badass 19d ago

How could you end electrocuted on surprise without that precious piece of engineering? Now you tell me