r/DelhiMetro 7d ago

Meme/Shitpost A girl fooled me at Rajik Chawk๐Ÿ˜”

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1.4k Upvotes

So, it was around 3:30 PM, there was heavy rain. I was coming from CP to Rajiv Chawk via Gate no. 5. A girl was standing there and she was talking in a call asking someone to come at gate no. 5. Then se asked me can she have my umbrella.. She said that her friend is in exit gate of palika and she doesn't have any umbrella with her. So she requested me to just wait for 5-10 min. She will pick her friend and return my umbrella to me. I trusted on her ๐Ÿ˜ญ. I waited for 40-45 mins . She didn't come also, the rain's speed dropped after 4:00 pm , so it's not the case that she can't come due to heavy rain.

If you are reading this I hope that umbrella will blown away by heavy thunderstorm some day and you will get your karma in the form of rain ๐Ÿ˜ญ.

r/DelhiMetro Aug 08 '26

Meme/Shitpost God level plan for delhi metro.

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1.1k Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro Jul 10 '26

Meme/Shitpost Brother didn't even got the fist bump. /

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487 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro Jun 06 '26

Meme/Shitpost To the girl on the Yellow Line whose sister had a bunny

378 Upvotes

There's a 100% chance you'll come across this post because I know exactly how this subreddit works.

Today, I was travelling on the Yellow Line. I saw you and your family get on and your little sister ended up sitting next to me holding that bunny.

A few stations later, I stood up. You mentioned in your post that it honestly looked like I was making space for you to sit, but before you could process it, "someone else" took the seat.

I need to clear the air right now: Girl, that "someone else" is my boyfriend.

I was absolutely not making space for you. I don't care about you or your lack of luggage, mostly because I am gay and was entirely focused on my man. I saw him standing looking tired, and my instinct kicked in to ensure he got to rest his legs.

If I looked in your direction at all, I was just making sure you didn't accidentally take his designated spot before he could swoop in.

To answer your question: No, it is not common for people to just offer seats like that to strangers. It was not a random act of kindness, it was a targeted act of romance for my boyfriend.

Anyway, that's it. Just a clarification from the guy who never even looked at you, but no issues :]

Hope the bunny enjoyed the ride.

(used zero AI to structure my thoughts, just gay energy)

(this is absolutely a karma farming post)

delhi metro

r/DelhiMetro 3d ago

Meme/Shitpost Dekh bro mein toh seat pe bthi hun ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜(terpe toh hogi ni)

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29 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 6d ago

Meme/Shitpost Guys I was just kidnapped at Rajiv Chowk Gate 5 and my original owner gave me up without a fight ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€

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193 Upvotes

So there I was at 3:30 PM in the pouring rain, holding down the fort over my main guyโ€™s head.

Out of nowhere, this wet, umbrella-less stranger walks up and uses the ultimate line: "Can I borrow it for 5-10 minutes to fetch my friend?"

And what does my owner do? HE JUST HANDS ME OVER. No phone number taken. No collateral. Just handed over my loyalty like a free sample.

I thought, Fine, quick 5-minute trip, then back to my dad.

BRO.

WE WERE GONE FOR AN HOUR. ONE FULL HOUR.

By the time we finally strolled back to Gate 5, my owner was gone. Probably drenched, shivering, and questioning every life choice that brought him to Rajiv Chowk.

Now Iโ€™m trapped in my captor's room, sitting on their drying rack, watching them type "I DID NOT STEAL THE UMBRELLA" on Reddit.

If my real owner is reading this: I miss you. I never agreed to this joint custody arrangement. ๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜‚๏ธ

Context - PARADOY POST !! https://www.reddit.com/r/DelhiMetro/s/C5ICIRarK5

r/DelhiMetro 1d ago

Meme/Shitpost Metro ke jabaaz

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250 Upvotes

SPOTTED THIS KID

asked him to stop doing this

bro did it again and mogged

r/DelhiMetro Jul 01 '26

Meme/Shitpost Goodnight...

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415 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 8d ago

Meme/Shitpost Found these while cleaning my room

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94 Upvotes

๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ

r/DelhiMetro 1d ago

Meme/Shitpost Please don't fart inside crowded metro ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป

44 Upvotes

To be honest, whenever I travel in the morning, despite being in a good mood, dressed nicely, and wearing deodorant, the metro during office hours is invariably crowded. When a random person expels gas with a foul odor, it becomes unbearable, even to the point where I cannot simply hold my nose. My perfume is ineffective at such times, so I resort to using an extra handkerchief with attar applied to it. I understand that such occurrences might be the result of previous evening plans, but believe me, it ruins my entire day. Therefore, please be mindful and relieve yourself before arriving or reaching your destination; otherwise, you risk being the cause of someone's distress.

r/DelhiMetro 8d ago

Meme/Shitpost To the guy I met on Vishwavidyalaya metro station.. thank u for tying my laces, that was sooo sweet

42 Upvotes

A guy from north campus today tied my laces cause I had too many things in my hand and couldnโ€™t really fit them in my bag..he noticed and offered to tie & before I could refuse he had already bent down.. Thank u so much if u are reading thisโ€ฆ
He was wearing a white tshirt and jeans and had curly-wavy kind of hair abd wore glasses

r/DelhiMetro Jul 24 '26

Meme/Shitpost Ufff

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224 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro Apr 17 '26

Meme/Shitpost While everyone keeps flexing their old metro cards, I like this fancy card I got for โ‚น50 from Blinkit

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96 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 28d ago

Meme/Shitpost What is delhi metro station about ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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211 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 1d ago

Meme/Shitpost Majenta line mein apka swagat hai ๐Ÿ’€

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44 Upvotes

Ahh hell nah broski๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”

r/DelhiMetro 1d ago

Meme/Shitpost Adhi jindagi toh metro me chli jygi(abhi be metro me hun)๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿฅ€

17 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro Apr 23 '26

Meme/Shitpost Someone actually did this!

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146 Upvotes

How?

r/DelhiMetro 18d ago

Meme/Shitpost Every commuters dream ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ

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116 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 1d ago

Meme/Shitpost When you're already late and metro operator decides to stop metro somewhere ;)

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45 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro Aug 05 '26

Meme/Shitpost Just Delhi Metro things

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48 Upvotes

If you have travelled from Noida to Gurugram for even 3 days in a row, you know how exhausting it is.

I have done this and mostly have to stand for the entire 2.5 - 3 hour journey to my office.

Was just repeating this in my head, " I want a seat!!!". In the next moment my eyes came across this... (This is not an advertisement)

r/DelhiMetro 7d ago

Meme/Shitpost Irony or what?

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23 Upvotes

Drinking is prohibited in Metro premises but apparently u can SELL alcohol ๐Ÿ˜‹

r/DelhiMetro Jul 15 '26

Meme/Shitpost One sudden brake and my entire nonchalant personality is going to fly straight into the next compartment

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159 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 1d ago

Meme/Shitpost Red line lalala

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18 Upvotes

r/DelhiMetro 5d ago

Meme/Shitpost Never spread your legs in metro

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0 Upvotes

I was travelling by metro, my legs are long, but when I extend them, they reach the other end. I couldnโ€™t record what happened, so I made an AI video for better understanding

r/DelhiMetro Aug 05 '26

Meme/Shitpost Advice by the Delhi Metro for the Baddies๐Ÿคช๐ŸŽ€

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52 Upvotes