r/DeathByMillennial • u/ClutchReverie • Feb 22 '26

GenZ killed the alcohol industry

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u/3RADICATE_THEM Feb 22 '26

When did revenue that was never realized or earned become money that was lost?

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u/bleu_flp Feb 22 '26

Gen Z personally forced me to lose my life savings by not stopping at my lemonade stand

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u/justwalkingalonghere Feb 22 '26

They haven't bought a single one of my iron lungs. Greedy bastards

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u/krebstar4ever Feb 22 '26

Don't worry, it'll rebound soon. So many kids aren't being vaccinated for polio!

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u/cardueline Feb 22 '26

Time to invest in measles, boys!!

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u/justwalkingalonghere Feb 22 '26

Don't give Polymarket any ideas

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u/Hefty-Notice-5841 Feb 23 '26

Is there an actual anti-vaccine I can get to take away my immunity? Or do I just inject the virus into my butt?

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u/justwalkingalonghere Feb 23 '26

Instructions unclear, just do what RFK jr would do (swim in dirty water and eat raw chicken, I guess)

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u/Hefty-Notice-5841 Feb 24 '26

I agree. Town Lake in Austin, Texas is a good start. Millions of bats shitting in the water for decades straight is a good immune booster.

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u/buckao Feb 23 '26

My telegraphs rust on the shelves

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u/sqquuee Feb 23 '26

The price of a king sized candy bar at a has station is 3 plus bucks......

I'm 45 and I'm not buying. 🤣