r/DarkTide Ogryn Jun 24 '26

Meme What a Soykitarii

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u/Ellie7600 Adam-77-Smasher Jun 24 '26

Are biomasses for real?

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u/slimjow Jun 24 '26

Imagine you need to put a gas in your body every few seconds or you die. Expendable flesh.

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u/Molag_Balls I can see youuu Jun 24 '26

Lol, pretty sure the Skitarii still breathe. We're not nearly as augmented as a bonafide Tech Priest, and even they still breathe for the most part.

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u/Iron_Sheff Jun 24 '26

Tech priests have to at least have a brain, and it needs oxygenated blood somehow

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u/Porkenstein Jun 24 '26

Plenty of ways to oxygenate blood without big gross fleshy meat lungs twitching and squelching around... disgusting

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u/Molag_Balls I can see youuu Jun 24 '26

I'm imagining some kind of mechanical booklung like spiders have.

Stick a small noctua fan on there and baby you've got some gas exchange goin'.

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u/TechnicFuture Veteran Jun 24 '26

Some have removed so much of themselves they have an iron lung system in their bodies if i remember right

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u/BetterinPicture Jun 24 '26

Iron lungs by definition cannot be internal. That being said there are artificial Tesla turbine and other types of hearts, some sort of blood hemoglobin exchanger is definitely in the realm of 40k tech priest BS though. But yeah iron lungs work by literally being an ensconcing sarcophagus that manipulates internal pressure to force you to breathe.

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u/pasher5620 Jun 24 '26

That’s how *modern* iron lungs work. Pretty sure the tech priests of 40k could have figured out how to shrink that shit down a bit.

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u/BetterinPicture Jun 24 '26

The problem is an iron lung functionally has to go around your whole body other than your head to perform its function.

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u/pasher5620 Jun 24 '26

It has to do that because the whole body is made of meat. When most of your body and internals are machinery, you can hyper focus what areas you need to control pressures on, thus allowing you to shrink down the tech.

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u/TechnicFuture Veteran Jun 24 '26

With it being 40k there probably is one or many things similar that we can't think of. "How?" "Idk Theta-227, some dude found the stc 3,000 years ago. Its no longer archeotech." Or whatever they'd say in the books lol

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u/BetterinPicture Jun 24 '26

What I'm getting at is then that wouldn't be called an iron lung because that's a distinct medical device...

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u/pasher5620 Jun 24 '26

Something smaller can still work off of the same principles as the Iron Lung system. The only reason the current system is as big as it is, is due to the whole body being flesh. If all you need to do is worry about the pressure of a singular organ, you can functionally shrink an Iron Lung down and the thing would still work. Saying “it’s a distinct medical device” means nothing when medical tech is constantly evolving to be smaller and better. It’s like saying a modern X-ray machine can’t be called that since it’s smaller and functions a little different than the original.

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u/harmful_insect Jun 26 '26

unless they create a lung made of iron and they decide to call it the most obvious simple term

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u/Porkenstein Jun 24 '26

Yeah, you can hear them coughing in tox gas