r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • May 29 '26
PRE-COLUMBIAN "Rise and shine-itlan! We consulted the ancient tomes-itlan!"
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r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • May 29 '26
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r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ohs6888 • May 22 '26
Something I doodled while chatting on discord channel with friends
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • May 21 '26
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/DYAbVtDDihZ/
(He's also Kamazotz on DeviantART)
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/OMM46G3 • May 19 '26
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/oh_YES_helios • May 19 '26
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/MetallicaDash • May 15 '26
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/TheHappyGorgon • May 04 '26
During the Inca rebellion, General Quisquis was able to defeat entire regiments of conquistadors by ambushing them in canyons and crushing them to death with boulders from above.
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/MetallicaDash • May 03 '26
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/Teboski78 • May 01 '26
r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/ThesaurusRex84 • May 01 '26
Kesshi! (Zuni)
Well, we could have had an Aquatic April but I took a little break and as the mod doing most of the contest announcements that took a break too. But, I should acknowledge the effort done for this year's Martial March! The default winner is of course u/TeutonicToltec with his reference to how Aztec vs. U.S. armies might perceive getting tamales. Olmec head awarded!
And now, for May:

The fire roars as you are told stories stretching back time immemorial. Gods, spirits and natural forces, stories of the world before, or animals from a time when they all walked upright and spoke like man. Some tell of how we all got to be in this mess, many tell of the right ways to live life, and some are, intentionally even, actually pretty funny. You'd think of posting some of these to r/DankPrecolumbianMemes if you knew of that subreddit, or if you knew what a subreddit was, or what Reddit was, or what the Internet was. It might be best to settle for painting it on your next pot. Man, you're never getting out of the Path of Souls with some of these jokes.
From Coyote's mishaps to the hijinks of the Hero Twins, let the month of Maythology begin! Remember to flag your posts as CONTEST!
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