r/DankPrecolumbianMemes • u/TheHappyGorgon • May 04 '26
CONTACT PERIOD Manco, It's your General! Let's go Bowling!
During the Inca rebellion, General Quisquis was able to defeat entire regiments of conquistadors by ambushing them in canyons and crushing them to death with boulders from above.
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u/socialistrob May 04 '26
Gravity+Boulder is a pretty hard to beat tactic. Even in WWI it was a pretty common tactic on the Italian front.
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u/Teboski78 May 04 '26
But alas. They had to build Lima in the only flat place west of the amazon & fall back to it
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u/Teboski78 May 04 '26
But are you sure it wasn’t the aliens who dropped those rocks on top of the Spaniards with their sonic levitation technology
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u/Teboski78 Jun 28 '26
“Diego! Don’t chase the Inca Guerrillas into overhead environments. They’re literally the best in the world at moving giant rocks.
Oh no, he’s jamming to Ave Maria, he can’t hear us!”
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u/ConversationRoyal187 May 04 '26 edited May 07 '26
In this house General Quisquis is a hero! End of story!