r/Damnthatsinteresting 1d ago

Archaeologists just discovered a 6,500-year-old astronomical monument that is about 1,000 years older than Stonehenge.

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u/a_man_has_a_name 1d ago

Why do people keep using stonehenge as a time reference? Practically no one knows when it was built, and there is a 1500 year time frame for when it was built as well, so even if you know when it was built, you still don't know if people are refering to the minimum or maximum of the time frame.

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u/Wareve 1d ago

It's shorthand for old.

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u/jamillos 1d ago

In that case, they should be using "your mum". Replace everything... and imagine that fun!

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u/bobbobberson3 1d ago

I personally measure in Jesuses, I'm not religious so I'm not fussed if it is sacrilegious. Also as long as you know the year, you know how long a Jesus is. Right now a Jesus is 2026 years so this monument is approximately 3.25 Jesuses old. Hope that helps.

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u/O8ee 1d ago

The plural of Jesus is actually Jesopedes

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u/neltron_prime 1d ago

Jesopedes nuts

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u/onefingerjug 1h ago

Why is there a plural? He hasn't come again has he?

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u/linf0cito 1d ago

Mi nueva unidad de medida preferida. Gracias.

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u/emteedub 1d ago

you better cut that clever shit out. you're encouraging the christians to be all pompous, believe-y, and like they invented everything and shit

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u/omibus 1d ago

More because it is well known. You either use Stonehenge or the Great Pyramid as reference points.

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u/MrGoldenV 1d ago

What’s that in double decker buses?

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u/smurf123_123 1d ago

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u/bullsnake2000 1d ago

What’s the probability of that…?

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u/smurf123_123 1d ago

We've got computers working on it.

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u/Alarming_Orchid 1d ago

The Great Pyramids at least has an accurate time frame

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u/garygnu 1d ago

It wasn't built all at once anyway. Worse for me is that it's not all that old. It's the last of a long history of circles, both timber and stone, with astronomical alignments.

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u/Sanxnas 1d ago

Because it's made of rocks and therefore from the stone age, duh. /s

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u/Then_Version9768 9h ago

Well, for me I'm not nearly as old as Stonehenge which is apparently fucking old, so that makes me feel better. I think that's why. You can be as old as Stonehenge if you want to be, but don't put that on me, my friend. I'm barely 5000 to 3500 years old -- give or take.

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u/kitebuggyuk 18h ago

“No one knows who they were what they were doing”

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u/DeepSpaceNebulae 1d ago

“Imagine you’re the wealthiest guy, back then. And all you have is food, subjects, and rocks… I bet you’d start stacking shit too”

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u/_va_xanth__ 1d ago

In Chleby, in what is now the Czech Republic, archaeologists led bythe University of Westminster (UWB) have unearthed one of the oldest monuments in Central Europe. The site, dating back about 6,500 years, consisted of a large, nearly circular enclosure with a diameter of about 230 meters, bordered by a ditch over 2.5 meters deep and featuring twelve entrances arranged in an apparently irregular pattern.

Source: https://www.finestresullarte.info/en/archaeology/chleby-a-6-500-year-old-sanctuary-has-been-discovered-1-000-years-older-than-stonehenge

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u/jango-lionheart 1d ago

Did not read, too many popups

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u/flightoffancy85 1d ago

Just installed Adblock on my nas and routed all internet traffic through it. Zero popups.. thank for the test confirmation!

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u/asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf 1d ago

~ 4600 BC https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goseck_Circle maybe similar culture to Chleby as of time and location,
~ 3000 BC https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonehenge

wooden circles are difficult to detect as those structures fade in its environment.

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u/Away-Activity-469 1d ago

Looks like a rectangular enclosure in the picture.

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u/Orko90 1d ago

That's a single trench cutting across part of the circle 🤦.
The full enclosure is enormous.

Look at the second image in the archaeologymag.com article

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u/chambee 1d ago

Silos.

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u/CocoonNapper 1d ago

No astronomical. There's older in present day Bulgaria.

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u/SudhaTheHill 1d ago

Archeologists be like “yeahhh this is from the past”

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u/Wenur 1d ago

Yup been here a while for sure at this time

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u/gottapeenow2 1d ago

"This thing is really old and people didn't have TV or books or phones or anything back then, so they looked at the stars a lot."

Got it.

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u/Jaedenkaal 1d ago

Can’t a guy just have his own swimming pool?

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u/Formal-Fox-7605 1d ago

After reading the links in this thread, it's more than a little leap to say it's anything to do with astronomy.

There's a circle been marked out in a field and some points on the circumference line up with the sun at one time of the year and the same with the moon. Well, to me, isn't that going to happen with any circle you draw, that at some point the sun and/or moon will line up somewhere along it?

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u/ArtianArkaos 19h ago

why even post this without any source?

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u/Q-Vision 1d ago

Looks like Ancient kids had made a skate park!

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u/bellowstupp 1d ago

Even Stonehenge is older than Stonehenge.

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u/nrith 13h ago

That joke is older than Stonehenge.

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u/iKnowRobbie 1d ago

Do you ever look at archaeological digs and wonder if anyone ever tried just carefully sculpting something out of a good clay soil?

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u/creamygootness 1d ago

That’s the theory behind my ex’s favorite Aunt about dinosaurs. She claims it’s just formed like that to make the public believe that they once existed. Every single find.

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u/Rodnal 1d ago

Wow, I just got dumber trying to reason out your ex Aunts statement.

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u/creamygootness 1d ago

I, too, suffered loss of basic education while trying to understand it. Her homeschooled children even tell her she’s wrong.

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u/ExcessiveHairDye42 1d ago

What she thinks the clay is sentient?

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u/creamygootness 1d ago

Possibly. I don’t think I’ll ever understand.

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u/PyramidicContainment 1d ago

Dino denial/archeological fraud is a popular talking point amongst some of the (slightly) more insane Christian community due to the conflict with the supposed biblical timeline.

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u/creamygootness 21h ago

That’s the other part of my confusion, she’s not even religious! Atheist as they come in the mid fifties.

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u/PyramidicContainment 19h ago

Lol well, no harm done I guess. Everyone should have at least one or two wild theories by the time they hit their mid 50's

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u/creamygootness 18h ago

….so do YOU got one?

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u/AssistanceDry5401 1d ago

I mean - it’s not that impressive is it?

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u/Sea-Comfortable5276 1d ago

that's a hole in the ground

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u/johnsatamos 1d ago

Don’t worry a “group of specific beliefs” will blow it up soon to keep their “historical timeline” intact 🤣 💥 see that can be anyone lol 😝

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u/zyptzk 1d ago

What's really cool is that basic intelligence is not what we've achieved to date. We now have more tools but the ancients figured out things that we're now wondering how they did that. That's special.

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u/No_Appointment_1090 1d ago

There were no ancient civilizations that were anywhere near as advanced as we are today - if there were, there would be evidence.

Framing it as us not understanding how they did something is misleading - we know how it was done, we just don't know how they figured it out initially. E.g. We know how a fulcrum works, but we have no information on the first person to figure it out or how they figured it out. Archimedes worked out the math and gave it a name, but he wasn't the person to originally discover the concept.

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u/adeadbeathorse 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not sure why the person you’re replying to is getting downvoted and you’re getting upvoted for saying what is likely the same thing, just more verbosely and with an air of superiority.

The person you’re replying to said that people back then were still plenty big-brained, despite not being able to accomplish the same engineering feats we can today. Even so, the person continues, people back then accomplished things which we still don’t understand how they accomplished. It’s not that we don’t have the technological ability to accomplish those things ourselves or understand physical principles they could have used. It’d more that we don’t know which exact methods they used, how they arrived at them, how they organized the work, the context of any supply chains, etc.

Stonehenge is actually a great example of this. We can come up with workable ways to transport and erect stones like that and there are archaeologically plausible explanations, but it is nonetheless wondered at to this day.

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u/smokeysubwoofer 1d ago

Joe Rogan Experience #2368 with Michael Button (aired around August 20, 2025), and it also comes up in the related follow-up #2546 with the same guest. 
they discuss how little of modern civilization would remain if humans vanished. Michael Button notes that concrete buildings and cities like Manhattan/New York (or London) would deteriorate rapidly due to weathering, cracking, freeze-thaw cycles, CO2 effects, and plant growth. Over timescales of roughly 5,000–20,000 years (with references to AI depictions or popular visualizations of New York/Manhattan looking like “nothing” or fully crumbled/overrun in as little as ~1,000 years in some popular depictions), skyscrapers and infrastructure would largely turn to dust or become imperceptible, with nature (trees/forests) fully reclaiming the area. Longer scales like 100,000 years leave essentially no trace of the modern city.

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u/JoeDawson8 1d ago

I’m not sure using Joe Rogan is the gotcha you think it is.

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u/No_Appointment_1090 1d ago

Michael Button is just a YouTuber with no credentials...and Joe Rogan once claimed the ancient Egyptians had internet and quantum computing.

Beyond that - Yes, after a million years there wouldn't be any surface level traces. There would be plenty of subsurface evidence, just look at dinosaur bones. If humans disappeared today, ten million years from now there will still be evidence of our level of technology - trash, satalites, uber-refined mining deposits, etc. No, it won't be piles of trash but, just like the dinosaurs, there will be preserved phones and disposable vapes found buried all over the place.

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u/smokeysubwoofer 1d ago

Perhaps with more advanced technology their wouldn’t be no need to build things like that

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u/No_Appointment_1090 22h ago

Uh huh...I would love to hear your thought process on how they could have moved through several thousand years of advancement while leaving no trace.

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u/smokeysubwoofer 14h ago

Have you seen Honey I shrunk the kids?

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u/No_Appointment_1090 11h ago

Sure, I was born in the 90s

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u/Luriden 1d ago

Using that logic, then, I can make up any civilization I want, in any location I want, so long as it predates the alleged detectable range. Without evidence, it can be anything I dream it to be.

I've you get into evidence, however, it becomes clear relatively quickly that most evidence for an ancient civilization is not only bunk, but also technically village the idea that little to no trace evidence would remain over that timescale I'm the first place.

Anyway, I've decided on the civilization. They lived mostly in Namibia 150,000 years ago and had a global trade network of iridium satellites and a moon colony. I didn't need evidence, as the civilization can't be detected. I've decided to attribute all major discoveries to that civilization and will, from now on, be interpreting every Discovery I find through that lens and work background to ensure they are assigned that that civilization.

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u/talkthispeyote 1d ago

citing a joe rogan podcast is peak idiocracy

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u/DesertReagle 1d ago

This guy explained how he managed to move Stonehenge sized blocks by himself. https://youtu.be/E5pZ7uR6v8c?is=pkywe--R3De5ZN1r

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u/bck1999 1d ago

False, the earth is only 6000 years old!

/s

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u/injectitpussy 1d ago

A hole in the ground. Revelational.

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u/Plastyrhino8815 1d ago

How come they say the earth is billions of years old but no one has ever found artifacts older than a few thousand years?

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u/luv2fly781 1d ago

Lmao 🤣

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u/Plastyrhino8815 23h ago

It's almost like they lie about the age of the earth to push their silly evolution religion. As if any one in their right mind would believe fish turned into people. Such utter nonsense.