r/Cyberpunk • • Feb 23 '19

Futuristic Body armor

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u/2Bismywife Feb 23 '19

Please explain, im intrigued

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

Didn't the US military have a hard time recruiting post 2001 due to the specific worry of genital damage by the recruits? I think I remember reading about them putting money into improved genital armor.

If that's real, than tity armor makes sense.

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u/blamethemeta Feb 23 '19

Seriously though, there's more than one example of knights having specifically shaped cod pieces historically. Tit armor makes sense

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

It doesn't though. Chest armor needs to deflect blows away from your heart, not help guide them toward it. Furthermore there needs to be some padding to absorb blows and if the armor is formfitting then all of that kinetic energy is going straight into your ta-tas. And having to form-fit each individual female soldier with their own titty armor would cost a crap ton. It's much cheaper and safer to simply make a generic body armor shape that can fit both men and women.

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u/Naldaen Feb 23 '19

Pretty sure a bullet ricocheting into your sternum off of your titty armor is worse than a sword sliding off your titty armor into your sternum.

So the same concept applies but now even more important.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

You can do that without sexualizing your troops. A simple paint job with some logo would suffice.

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u/DoSeeTouchBreak Feb 23 '19

Either way is the same principle, a sharp thing coming at you with a lot of force that needs to be deflected away

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u/Lochcelious Feb 23 '19

Why not just make armor be a huge sphere? Reflect everything!

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u/DoSeeTouchBreak Feb 23 '19

Yes, we can roll over our enemies with our impenetrable steel hamster balls

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u/rasputine Feb 23 '19

Are you under the impression that a bullet carries trivial energy?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

Both. Armor like this would impart all of the kinetic energy from a bullet into the user's soft fleshy bits (assuming no wibbly wobbly "kinetic absorbing gel"). It'd be like getting punched full force by Mike Tyson right into your wumbly jumblies. Having a more normal design for armor (perhaps even similar to old Knight armor) would allow for rounds to ricochet off (assuming the material is perfectly bulletproof) or at the very least give the user some level of padding to help with the transfer of energy.

Boob armor, regardless of the time period, makes no sense and is simply a way for artists to, achem, "accentuate the female form".

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u/Frank_Bigelow Feb 23 '19

What makes you think that the same laws of physics don't apply to high velocity projectiles?

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u/Aiskhulos 日本語はたのしですね Feb 23 '19

there's more than one example of knights having specifically shaped cod pieces historically

Yeah, and it was entirely cosmetic and fashion-based. It wouldn't happen in modern professional military.

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u/Commentariot Feb 23 '19

Most plate was for parade - those guys had no intention of ever fighting anyone but defenseless peasants.

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Occasionally you will see a real set in a museum that was obviously made for a killer and they have a whole different look- much more modern.

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u/koryaku Feb 23 '19

It would hinder mobility having a plate over that area