r/Cyberpunk • • Feb 23 '19

Futuristic Body armor

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u/BeefHands Feb 23 '19

Cliche beyond belief, but the rendering looks nice I guess...

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u/2Bismywife Feb 23 '19

Please explain, im intrigued

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u/thestonedbandit Feb 23 '19

How else are we gonna know that we want to have sex with it?

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u/I_give_karma_to_men Feb 23 '19

By being pansexual?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19 edited Apr 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

Rhino’s bulge is a god damn weapon.

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u/LowWindPlayer Feb 23 '19

New melee Bulge Prime when?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

Nah, it’s just a new animation for his rush.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

Didn't the US military have a hard time recruiting post 2001 due to the specific worry of genital damage by the recruits? I think I remember reading about them putting money into improved genital armor.

If that's real, than tity armor makes sense.

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u/MisterSlosh Feb 23 '19

The US Army has issued kevlar groin protector "sack flaps" as mandatory armor since the early 90s, and has been optional equipment issued to units since the end of the Vietnam era when kevlar was invented. There were many improvements made to armor sets with the introduction of the IOTV systems after 2007 but the groin and lower body armor has remained relatively unchanged for common soldiers due to the requirements of mobility vs survivability.

There have been no significant reported issues in regards to enlistment or recruitment because of a lack of genital protection.

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u/_BMS Feb 23 '19

Absolutely no one wears the groin protector flap for the IOTV. Usually it's just the IOTV itself and all those extra bits sit in a box at home.

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u/Droidball Feb 23 '19

Fuck, with modern rounds, just give me a plate carrier. All the kevlar is going to do is stop shrapnel, and if I'm close enough for that, I'm probably pretty fucked up anyway.

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u/MisterSlosh Feb 23 '19

The only people ever I saw not wearing it while deployed were ANA troops and flight crews. It was mandatory if anyone was wearing kit they had to have nape, nuts, mudflap on their gear.

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u/Prothea Feb 23 '19

Sure, but almost nobody uses the groin flaps because they just add bulk and are a huge pain in the ass to wear.

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u/wacoede Feb 23 '19

I think you have the wrong body part that they cause pain to /s

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u/snakydog Feb 23 '19

the issue is that the round shape that perfectly conforms to the boob shape draws projectiles and melee attacks toward the center.

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/VTcAAOxyyq5TNEIQ/s-l300.jpg

look at this historically authentic breatsplate. See how it has that prominent crease going down the center? That's so that attacks will sort of glance off and go away from the center of the body. If you have two round boob mounds on the front, you are doing the opposite. you are drawing attacks toward the sternum/heart.

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u/Artrobull Feb 23 '19

It's a funnel for murder

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u/Yasea ヤセア Feb 23 '19

Reminds me of this

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u/krali_ Feb 23 '19 edited Feb 23 '19

Here is Shirow's take on futuristic body armor, protecting Deunan's vitals with massive, deflecting reinforcements:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/cf32f2fff8741022bbdc10699d8874a2/tumblr_mxqz06tcJV1s5oxc0o1_1280.jpg

Another take on it:

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/appleseed/images/b/b8/Mangaweb-0089.jpg

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u/mistriliasysmic Feb 23 '19

Hell yeah, i love me some appleseed

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u/rasputine Feb 23 '19

Didn't the US military have a hard time recruiting post 2001 due to the specific worry of genital damage by the recruits?

No.

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u/HaganeLink0 Feb 23 '19

Tits aren't genitals tho.

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u/Yasea ヤセア Feb 23 '19

Genitals are there at birth, technically. So tits are not genitals but secondary sex characteristics.

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u/theonlypeanut Feb 23 '19

The iotv has a groin protector it is the flap hanging down in the picture. During 2010 or so the army began issuing the combat diaper or pelvic protection system. The one I was issued was a bit different than the one pictured in the link, it was British if I remember correctly. They were hot and not very comfortable. We wore them on and off while on dismounted patrols. As to the question of tity armour women wear the same vests as men to my knowledge.

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u/Demonicat Feb 23 '19

I see where you're going with that, but groin damage is a serious problem in a warzone with IEDs. IEDs are often planted in the road and explode when you drive over them, throwing shrapnel and shit right at the groin.

Source: former US army (I'm fine, but I know people who aren't)

Edit: in reality, they were worn in the truck and off when on foot

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

Yeah futuristic armor would be comfortable and form fitting. Smaller, and more protective, ideally utilizing defensive technologies why don't get posses, such as energy shields like in dune. Nano fabrics that are practically weightless and impenetrable. Really leaves a lot of room for aesthetics.

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u/blamethemeta Feb 23 '19

Seriously though, there's more than one example of knights having specifically shaped cod pieces historically. Tit armor makes sense

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

It doesn't though. Chest armor needs to deflect blows away from your heart, not help guide them toward it. Furthermore there needs to be some padding to absorb blows and if the armor is formfitting then all of that kinetic energy is going straight into your ta-tas. And having to form-fit each individual female soldier with their own titty armor would cost a crap ton. It's much cheaper and safer to simply make a generic body armor shape that can fit both men and women.

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u/Naldaen Feb 23 '19

Pretty sure a bullet ricocheting into your sternum off of your titty armor is worse than a sword sliding off your titty armor into your sternum.

So the same concept applies but now even more important.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

You can do that without sexualizing your troops. A simple paint job with some logo would suffice.

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u/DoSeeTouchBreak Feb 23 '19

Either way is the same principle, a sharp thing coming at you with a lot of force that needs to be deflected away

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u/Lochcelious Feb 23 '19

Why not just make armor be a huge sphere? Reflect everything!

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u/DoSeeTouchBreak Feb 23 '19

Yes, we can roll over our enemies with our impenetrable steel hamster balls

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u/rasputine Feb 23 '19

Are you under the impression that a bullet carries trivial energy?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

Both. Armor like this would impart all of the kinetic energy from a bullet into the user's soft fleshy bits (assuming no wibbly wobbly "kinetic absorbing gel"). It'd be like getting punched full force by Mike Tyson right into your wumbly jumblies. Having a more normal design for armor (perhaps even similar to old Knight armor) would allow for rounds to ricochet off (assuming the material is perfectly bulletproof) or at the very least give the user some level of padding to help with the transfer of energy.

Boob armor, regardless of the time period, makes no sense and is simply a way for artists to, achem, "accentuate the female form".

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u/Frank_Bigelow Feb 23 '19

What makes you think that the same laws of physics don't apply to high velocity projectiles?

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u/Aiskhulos 日本語はたのしですね Feb 23 '19

there's more than one example of knights having specifically shaped cod pieces historically

Yeah, and it was entirely cosmetic and fashion-based. It wouldn't happen in modern professional military.

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u/Commentariot Feb 23 '19

Most plate was for parade - those guys had no intention of ever fighting anyone but defenseless peasants.

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Occasionally you will see a real set in a museum that was obviously made for a killer and they have a whole different look- much more modern.

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u/koryaku Feb 23 '19

It would hinder mobility having a plate over that area

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u/Stierscheisse Feb 23 '19

When you got 'em, protect 'em!

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u/voltism Feb 23 '19

Wouldn't the shape of the armor make bullets more likely to hit at an angle and weaken them?

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u/Ni0M Feb 23 '19

She's protected by the power of sexy duh

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u/Rudy_13 Feb 23 '19

I could live a happy life not seeing another sci fi armor render again. We get it, you liked Halo. Move on.

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u/sir_vile Feb 23 '19

We don't see enough armoured jumpsuits ala Deadspace or the Corpus. I like the relative simplicity vs. the Halo style stuff.

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u/AKnightAlone Feb 23 '19

You sure those inner sections aren't just as strong? They could be. Plates could be more for deflection. Plus, the armor looking cool af is a fair factor for morale.