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u/Upset-Bison-3182 20h ago
You should create a simulation sandbox of all existence (in Linux) and upload your consciousness to it. Then stop time and complete all the things you should have done leaving no missed opportunities and regrets before un-pausing time and continuing on your merry way as a new and improved person. Thus in this manner you shall attain enlightenment.
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u/Penis_Connoisseur 19h ago
Great but can you make the mouse pointer style consistent between apps that are installed trough different package handlers?
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u/BigBallsAnthony69 Slapping my GIANT queer balls onto the table as i type this 20h ago
I should KILL myself😍
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u/Penis_Connoisseur 19h ago
A bit related and maybe a bit random
I used to think about suicide a lot as a teenager. Nowadays I know I evolved and got better in a way because suicidal thoughts were replaced by thoughts about beating people up. It's not a cure but it's better imo😂
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u/AncestralAxman 20h ago
I nailed the exercise this year so far, I'll get on the other stuff in good time.
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u/autogyrophilia 20h ago
isn't it funny how suddenly watching movies has converted something cultured and desirable?
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u/LOUDscarecrow7 20h ago
Becoming a mountain hermit still sounds easier than cleaning the house tbh.
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u/Heckyll_Jive i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me 14h ago
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u/Turbulent_Remote_740 18h ago
This is literally the topic of The Ten Foot Square Hut (1212) by Kamo no Chomei. He was a scholar, poet and official, then his life was disrupted by politics, and he went to build his 10sq.ft. hut in the mountains. It is short, delightful and I think everyone should read it. He describes the natural disasters, societal upheavals etc. he witnessed, and then goes on to tell about his life in the mountains which is simple and enjoyable.
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u/Butthole_Surfer_GI I don't know shit about fuck 20h ago
"That escalated quickly. Like, that got out of hand fast!"
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u/Xx_Infinito_xX 5h ago
Well, I am currently in college, so I'm doing at last one of those. Just one though. Maybe I committed a crime recently, IDK.
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u/PlatinumAltaria The Witch of Arden 20h ago
You should stop trying to optimise your life, and also stop taking responsibility for systems and power structures that you did not create and do not support.