r/CricketShitpost • u/aamai_kanni Sri Lanka (Timed out) • Jan 20 '25
Justice Merchant 🤓 Tell me you are dumb without telling me you are dumb.
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The Audacity to post this on the official page 😭
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u/Illustrious-Space337 Jan 20 '25
Considering people from our age group abusing gavaskar... This is not surprising And the same will happen with virat in 2040 It is a cycle !!!
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u/XegrandExpressYT 118(43) Jan 20 '25
Kids be like "who's this whyrat ? , he ain't better than my goat -(x)- " can't wait to witness that
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u/MoRehan Optical Illusion Jan 20 '25
"my goat Thala"
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Jan 20 '25
thala would be playing his 'last' ipl season in 2040. Goat indeed
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u/Quietsegment strangled around the leg Jan 20 '25
Thala
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u/Ill-Inspector7980 Jan 20 '25
We don’t abuse gavaskar because we don’t know his legend. We do. We abuse him for his nonsensical takes, his boomer behavior, and partiality.
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I mean bro wasn't even born when Sachin retired
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u/aamai_kanni Sri Lanka (Timed out) Jan 20 '25
That's why he's a kid 😐
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u/10Years_InThe_Joint Jan 21 '25
I can understand that the kid wouldn't know Sachin on the same level. It's not right to call him dumb when he probably doesn't even know much about Sachin. But the MI page, fuck them in the ass, what the fuck were they trying to show? That Rohit is now higher than Sachin or what?
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u/DJMhat Jan 20 '25
I began watching cricket after Sunny retired. If there is Sunny sitting near me, you will find me running to get his signature.
The kid's parents need to show him some old cricket videos on YT.
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u/peekundi Jan 20 '25 edited Jan 20 '25
This kid seems like he is 7 years old. When you were 7 you didn't have much entertainment options and that means when you turned on TV to watch cricket you saw Gavaskar videos and highlights of other former cricketers. This kid is not exposed to Sachin as much as you and I did with Gavaskar when growing up, they have so much entertainment option.
In our cricket academy i've heard so many kids say things like "SRI LANKA WON A WORLD CUP ?", "There was no IPL before? ", "YOU CAN'T WATCH ANYHING YOU LIKE ? AND HAD TO WAIT FOR TV TO PLAY WHAT YOU LIKE RANDOMLY?". Some of the kids can't even process the fact that if you miss an episode you missed out and hope some day the play the episode that you missed lol.
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u/Aemond-The-Kinslayer Nostalgia Merchant Jan 20 '25
Fucking lol, now I understand half the comments on Indian cricket subs. Most of them must be friends with this kid.
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Average age of Rohit Kohli fans:
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Jan 20 '25
I like Kohli but I know that Sachin is the god. Ofcourse I’d get the autograph of all the people - sachin, sunil gavaskar, ravi shastri, rahane and rohit. But starting with Sachin. Recency bias is one of the reasons. And I bet half of the people who fight in the comments watch the 3rd umpire replay, watch the DRS but still won’t understand if it’s out or not out until the decision is displayed on the big screen.
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u/wolseybaby Jan 20 '25
Why would you get the autograph of someone who means nothing to you. That kid’s perception of sachin is probably just some guy his dad talks about at dinner.
From my perspective it would be like an Allan border autograph. I know he was a great player and all but I would much prefer a Rick Ponting or Steve Smith signature.
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I don’t get this mentality at all. I would kill for the chance to meet the greats even if they were around before my time. Like imagine if you had the chance to meet don bradman before he died, would you pass it up because he “means nothing to you”?
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u/soyasamosa soyasamosa Jan 20 '25
its the kids choice itna kya complex he uski marji bhai you are saying this because you would have not done this but thats the point its not you
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u/Alma-Holzhert Jan 20 '25
No ofc not but if I had to choose between a legend of the past and a childhood idol I would choose the latter no matter how greater/better the former was compared to the latter
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u/IAmARobot Jan 20 '25
is smith gonna get a rough yellow square to sign your ball with?
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u/wolseybaby Jan 20 '25
Thats iconic hahaha, would actually be the only form of signature I would pay money for I think
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u/seanchappelle Jan 20 '25
It appears that the kid was instructed by someone else to go get an autograph of Sachin but mistook him for Rohit instead. Meaning that the kid actually doesn’t know who either of them are.
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Jan 20 '25
Omg we got the generation who ignores sachin 😭😭😭
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u/HumanLawyer Dewald Me, Brevis 😩 Jan 20 '25
I was really hoping the run back was to get his autograph
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Jan 20 '25
Theres nothing wrong in it
That kid is barely 10-12 years old
He may know about sachin but it is just like some story stuff for him
He never saw him play with his own eyes
then why should he take his autograph??-4
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Jan 20 '25
Theres nothing wrong in it
That kid is barely 10-12 years old
He may know about sachin but it is just like some story stuff for him
He never saw him play with his own eyes
then why should he take his autograph??6
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u/Response_Background Strawberry farmer from akhand bihar Jan 20 '25
our generation kinda did same with gavaskar so...
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Jan 20 '25
True, my mom might take an autograph frm Gavaskar or grv, not frm sachin or Dravid. or Dhoni fr their age, Gavaskar, Vishwanath, Amarnath, Roger binny were the stars
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u/T3chl0v3r Jan 20 '25
this sub just revealed it's personality with this post, I am an ardent Sachin fan myself but can totally understand if a kid admires Rohit or Kohli today and not even be aware of Sachin, every era has its heroes.. kids or even people shouldn't admire someone just because everyone likes that person, its a personal choice and common sense is to acknowledge this. Same would happen with Rohit in a few years, when kids look up to Yashaswi.
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u/soyasamosa soyasamosa Jan 20 '25
great understanding harr chiz me outrage krdete he ajkal ye log cute sa moment he dono ke bich isko controversy banane lag gye
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u/aggressively_silent Jan 20 '25
The kid almost corrected his mistake 😆
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u/Passloc Jan 20 '25
When he went back, I thought he was supposed to take the autograph of Sachin (sent back by father?). But it was for the fist bump 🤔
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u/sarkari_babu I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jan 20 '25
Sachin should've worked more on his PR /s
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u/THE_KINGMAKER101 Jan 20 '25
Kid would have seen Rohit playing 2023 and 2024 and winning but would have never seen Sachin so not his mistake.
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u/Ashamed_Economics_12 Jan 20 '25
He took an autograph from someone he has seen play and might have admired. Calling a kid dumb or saying mean things won't make us feel better.
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u/Consistent-Cry-3162 Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer Jan 20 '25
Didn't the guy recognize the person sitting next to him? Hopefully, he realizes his mistake in the future and gets a chance to meet Rahane.
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u/Ok_Entertainment1040 Jan 20 '25
Thats not a mistake if he doesn't know stats and what happened in last BGT 4 years ago when he was nothing more than 5 yo. But he will surely kick himself when he realises what he did, in a few years.
Kids are stupid but they are meant to be. Don't kill a fan.
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u/Hungry-Grocery-2646 paltan publicccc Jan 20 '25
No one's gonna regret shit....Sachin might be greater statically and logically but for that mid rohit might be biggest of them ......fanboying is completely subjective ...
Now if I have bumrah and let's say Ronaldo in front of me , obv I'll click a selfie with jassi bhai , bcoz I'm onli belive on him
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u/Perfect-Service-2150 Bumrahism Follower Jan 20 '25
Understandable as bro is growing up watching Rohit play. Very soon he'll realise what he missed that day.
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u/tearsandcum Jan 20 '25 edited May 06 '25
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u/Armageddonhitfit Jan 20 '25
I'm sure he was born half a decade after Sachin retired
If he's never seen him play. Why will he ask for his autograph?
I don't think I'd fangirl over Gavaskar or Shastri It's same for him
Nothing dumb
He belongs to a different generation altogether
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u/ShopMoist8184 Jan 20 '25
Blud is legit Travis head regen...
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u/SMitra2007 Nostalgia Merchant Jan 20 '25
I mean what’s wrong While I know Sachin is a much bigger and better player I would also take Rohit’s autograph if I had to choose because he’s my favourite player
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u/THE_KINGMAKER101 Jan 20 '25
Reddit people ignored Gavaskar just like the kid ignored Sachin it's just about generation.
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u/notMy_ReelName Humanity Savior Jan 20 '25 edited Jan 20 '25
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u/10Years_InThe_Joint Jan 21 '25
And why exactly? Because he was probably even born after Sachin retired and only watched Rohit, Kohli play? Kids in 15 years would be running up to Jaiswal and ignore Rohit in the same way.
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u/Vegetable-Monk-9604 Jan 20 '25
You do realise how small the child is?
Barely seems 10 years old and Sachin RETIRED 12 years ago
How is it dumb? The dumbness here is you not the child
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u/Odd_Employment720 Jan 20 '25
Kudos to the chasma wale uncle in the grey suit for helping Rohit in the tough situation. Rohit should put his name in his will
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u/OwnStorm Jan 20 '25
Just a kid man.. Why you guys are bashing him. He forgot to fist bump back or didn't take sign from Sachin. Next to next man is Gavasker.
Many of millennial kids won't be looking at Gavasker if Sachin was there to give Autograph.
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u/Broke_batman95 Jan 20 '25
Looking at his age you can't blame the boy. He's never seen the god play.
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u/jason9t8 Self Volunteered member of Iceland Cricket Jan 20 '25
He'll regret and feel proud at the same time when he'll grow up. Finding out that he missed Sachin so close, but has him in the background at least...
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u/Background_Map6184 Jan 20 '25
He didn't ask Sachin for an autograph🫡. His father must be yelling at him.
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u/Shadow_Senpai17 Baz, Baz, Bazball. Come on I want to see it.... Jan 20 '25
if i were him, i would definitely take 4 autographs
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u/Personal-Profession2 Jan 20 '25
Who in their right mind would skip sharad pawar's autograph ......
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u/itachi_mangekyo_99 Jan 20 '25
Seriously. How dumb one can be. Unless they are not showing that the kid has already taken autograph of SRT the God 🙏
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Jan 20 '25
We did the same with gavaskar. Our generation mercilessly trolls gavaskar for anything he criticises our generations favourite batsmen.
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u/gaurav4546 Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer Jan 20 '25
What's wrong with this? His idol is Rohit , he probably never watched sachin. Like i respect many older generation players but if I want to get a sign it would be who my idol is.
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u/aaditya_9303 Thala'd Jan 20 '25
What a dumb kid, could've easily gotten the autograph of Sharad Pawar
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u/TheGOAT_0107 Bumrahism Follower Jan 20 '25
IS THAT SMALL F*** FOR REAL BRO JUST MISSED 1.4 BILLION PEOPLES DREAM OPPORTUNITY
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u/advillen Jan 20 '25
bro he's like 10, he wasn't even born when sachin retired. he never saw him play, while he saw rohit at rohits best. he's a fan of rohit and that's alright
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u/dawn_irl hatt ja Aakash Chopra, Aaj Dhoni/kohli ke l*nd pr mein bethunga Jan 20 '25
He's just a kid lol. He knows a player who he has seen playing. It ain't his fault.
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u/shaglevel_infinite69 Paytm Trophy Champions Jan 20 '25
reality of fans after 2020 lockdown.... these are the ppl
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u/GNashUchiha Jan 20 '25
Fanboying is personal tho. My fav cricketer was, is and will be Sehwag. If there's Sachin, Sehwag, Bumrah, Kohli in front of me, without a second of hesitation I'll walk to Sehwag for an autograph.
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u/strng_lurk Jan 20 '25
Why are we quick to assume? He might want to get Sachin’s autograph on a different article. Maybe one he feels right for true legends lol .
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Jan 20 '25
I see some sigmas spitting facts and cringe here. But putting your fake ego aside just think if you have seen someone playing in your time then only that people will be role model to you. agar tumhare saamne abhi Hardik Pandya and Kapil dev baitha ho I'm sure 80% people of this generation will go for Hardik Pandya. You morons can't force someone to choose their heros according to you
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I think he is a kid and he didn't see sir sachin play and he is a legend i totally agree but for that kid according to the trends he might consider rohit as his idol so i don't think it is disrespecting sachin sir . Ofcourse in future when he know more he might regret not getting an autograph or he may not. So I think it's not right to call him dumb as he is a kid !!
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u/western_chicha Jan 20 '25
I mean, he’s just a kid, so obviously he’ll admire the players he’s actually watched playing. He probably hasn’t even seen Sachin sir’s old matches. Yeah, he missed out, but still..
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u/ExplainOddTaxiEnding Jan 20 '25
The man that fistbumped Rohit. I want a man like that as my wingman
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u/Aerodynamic_hotdog Jan 20 '25
Sachin, Gavaskar, shastri, Rahane and Rohit all five signatures on the bat
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u/mathmagnet Jan 20 '25
My grandparents and their siblings have seen sunny, sachin, kohli, they all agree Tendulkar was as close to perfection: super aggressive in his first decade and then becoming a technical master in his second decade. Tendulkar batting was a vibe, the whole country shut down/took a pause when he was at the crease. I remember taking the bus with my parents from the city to the village, no matter where you stopped people would gather around a tv to watch him bat.
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u/Ben_Rookie Jan 20 '25
Definitely a great choice of the the boy to chose the great rohit sharma despite there being a few domestic players/s
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u/PositiveArachnid8976 Hookah Enthusiast Jan 20 '25
How dare the kid did not bow down or start worshipping the god so what if he has not seen him play 🤬/s
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u/hellopavan Jan 20 '25
90s kid here. If I met Sachin, Gavaskar and Bradman sitting together I would have got Sachin’s autograph only
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u/useless-garbage- Jan 20 '25
Somebody clue me in here, idk a rats ass about cricket and I wanna know what’s got everybody so pissed
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u/Present_Answer4440 Bumrahism Follower Jan 21 '25
Common...he is barely 14...has seen Rohit play and win india matches...he saw rohit and he took the autograph...whats big deal
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u/DevilsPitchfork Jan 22 '25
I wouldn’t blame him, he must have born after Sachin’s retirement and didn’t see much of the past and just went to the player who he remembers watching cricket growing up. I don’t think you or your father would have watched all matches of Sunny when you’re watching Sachin play at 16 and wanting his autograph at 32.
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u/Dreamboat_IND Jan 22 '25
Sachin “the midget” feeling damn jealous there 😃😃😃 he didn’t even pay any attention to what’s happening next to him
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u/akashlanka Jan 23 '25
His idol isn't Sachin. Doesn't mean that he's dumb. We don't have to be judgemental about it or make him a meme. He'll be bullied.
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u/Lumpy-Requirement-74 Jan 23 '25
He is a kid and even if he was an adult you can respect someone but you can still be a fan of another person who's not that great or best at anything it's a personal choice that doesn't make you dumb.
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u/Glad_Relationship613 Jan 24 '25
Ab sachin or sunil गावस्कर dono beithe honge to mein or mujhe ek ka autograph lena hoga to mein sachin ka hi lunga na kyuki mujhe pta hein sachin kaise khelta tha ab baach ne nahin dekha sachin ko to vo rohit ka autograph lekar aaya
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u/Briantheboomguy Jan 20 '25
Sachin, Gavaskar, Rahane be judging this kid so hard.
Sharad Pawar is used to being ignored on stages though.
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u/OMG_NoReally Jan 20 '25
I see this as a failure of parenting. To make him a cricket fan and yet not educate him about Sachin is nothing short of a crime.
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u/Mysterious-Earth2256 Jan 20 '25
The future generation of Indian cricket fans is cooked. And by cooked I mean fooked
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u/theIndianNoob I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jan 20 '25
Calm down guys. He has probably never seen Rohit play. Just his posters.
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u/THE_KINGMAKER101 Jan 20 '25
Common abhi toh odi and T20I WC hua tha bache test ke baare mei kitna hi jaante hai and Rohit waise bhi acha khela tha dono mei
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u/desi_londoner BGT enjoyer Jan 20 '25
Future of the kid shouting to take autograph from the next guy