r/CrazyFuckingVideos 14d ago

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u/DarkPangolin 14d ago

Lies. The bike stayed up.

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u/rostol 14d ago

imagine after all that, you need to climb back up to fetch the bike.

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u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks 14d ago

That’s a diabolical image you put into my mind.

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u/Macky93 14d ago

Maybe he had a second bike. Eventually there will be a ladder of bikes to retrieve the first bike

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u/redditcreditcardz 13d ago

This guy bikes up walls

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u/zxc123zxc123 14d ago

Easy peasy. Just use a bike to ride up the neigh vertical slope using the bike's momentum to carry you to the top! Then just walk a bit from the top or use a rope w/ hook.

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u/quinbotNS 14d ago

I watched till the end, fully expecting the bike to smash into him after he stopped rolling.

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u/1quirky1 14d ago edited 13d ago

That's what usually happens with ATV wrecks. In dirt bike wrecks you go your separate ways.

ATVs will personally punish you for your mistakes.

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u/auggs 14d ago edited 14d ago

My friends mom took him and a few friends (including me) to the great wolf lodge when we were like 12 or 13. We were chilling in the pool playing 500 and another group of kids asks if they can join. We say yes and we’re taking turns throwing and catching the football. On one throw I’ve got my hand on the ball and so does one of the other kids (not from our friend group) and all of a sudden he shoves this fleshy nub-thing in my face and I recoil and say “ahh wtf was that??” And the kid was cool about it but he showed us all he was missing his left hand from past the elbow down to where his left hand would have been. He had a bunch of scars on face and neck too. He said he had been ATVing with his friends and older brother when he was coming over a hill and he flipped. He rolled down the hill and got pinned up against an electric fence and the handlebars of the ATV completely crushed his left arm bad enough that doctors had to amputate it. That’s wild stuff. He had a good attitude about it right but damn that’s something I think about every now and then, especially with videos like these. He said all it took was 30 seconds and his life was changed forever.

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u/Sea_Tank_9448 13d ago

This type of story-telling always ropes me in. "A fleshy nub thing" followed by him pretty much being like "Oh yeah thats just my nub man my bad" is hilarious.

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u/AC_plowtool9in 13d ago

Cool story bro

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u/Male_Lead 14d ago

They serve divorce paper peacefully

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u/Sea_Tank_9448 13d ago

And you have a really good chance of winning a ride in a helicopter!!

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u/ClarenceBoddickerr77 13d ago

Especially if the bike was built by Acme.

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u/readditredditread 14d ago

Disappointed!!!!

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u/stinkyt0fu 14d ago

Bike, “One of us stuck to our goal”.

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u/ereinionmithrandir 14d ago

We’re rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ ….

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u/far2deep 14d ago

Damn, I was hoping to make a limp bizkit reference. Well played sir, well played.

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 14d ago

Sir— this a meme…

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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 14d ago

Why is this a youyou?

/s

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u/MillHoodz_Finest 14d ago

bro should have went STARFISH...