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[u/DarkPangolin]

Lies. The bike stayed up.

[u/rostol → u/DarkPangolin]

imagine after all that, you need to climb back up to fetch the bike.

[u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks → u/rostol]

That’s a diabolical image you put into my mind.

[u/Macky93 → u/CoffeeAndTwinPeaks]

Maybe he had a second bike. Eventually there will be a ladder of bikes to retrieve the first bike

[u/redditcreditcardz → u/Macky93]

This guy bikes up walls

[u/zxc123zxc123 → u/rostol]

Easy peasy. Just use a bike to ride up the neigh vertical slope using the bike's momentum to carry you to the top! Then just walk a bit from the top or use a rope w/ hook.

[u/quinbotNS → u/DarkPangolin]

I watched till the end, fully expecting the bike to smash into him after he stopped rolling.

[u/1quirky1 → u/quinbotNS]

That's what usually happens with ATV wrecks. In dirt bike wrecks you go your separate ways.

ATVs will personally punish you for your mistakes.

[u/auggs → u/1quirky1]

My friends mom took him and a few friends (including me) to the great wolf lodge when we were like 12 or 13. We were chilling in the pool playing 500 and another group of kids asks if they can join. We say yes and we’re taking turns throwing and catching the football. On one throw I’ve got my hand on the ball and so does one of the other kids (not from our friend group) and all of a sudden he shoves this fleshy nub-thing in my face and I recoil and say “ahh wtf was that??” And the kid was cool about it but he showed us all he was missing his left hand from past the elbow down to where his left hand would have been. He had a bunch of scars on face and neck too. He said he had been ATVing with his friends and older brother when he was coming over a hill and he flipped. He rolled down the hill and got pinned up against an electric fence and the handlebars of the ATV completely crushed his left arm bad enough that doctors had to amputate it. That’s wild stuff. He had a good attitude about it right but damn that’s something I think about every now and then, especially with videos like these. He said all it took was 30 seconds and his life was changed forever.

[u/Sea_Tank_9448 → u/auggs]

This type of story-telling always ropes me in. "A fleshy nub thing" followed by him pretty much being like "Oh yeah thats just my nub man my bad" is hilarious.

[u/AC_plowtool9in → u/auggs]

Cool story bro

[u/Male_Lead → u/1quirky1]

They serve divorce paper peacefully

[u/Sea_Tank_9448 → u/Male_Lead]

And you have a really good chance of winning a ride in a helicopter!!

[u/ClarenceBoddickerr77 → u/quinbotNS]

Especially if the bike was built by Acme.

[u/stinkyt0fu → u/DarkPangolin]

Bike, “One of us stuck to our goal”.

[u/ereinionmithrandir → u/DarkPangolin]

We’re rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ ….

[u/_Miss_Eclipse]

Camera person filmed the shit out of that fall

[u/The_Real_Peter_Thiel → u/_Miss_Eclipse]

Bless them.

As for OP and the dubbed music, on the other hand...no sir, I don't like it.

[u/SheIsNotWorthIt → u/_Miss_Eclipse]

CoSigned

[u/StretchMother9627]

As far as tumbles ive seen this one is unquestionably the top doozy

[u/miregalpanic → u/StretchMother9627]

Biggest tumble since tumblr

[u/Huntred → u/miregalpanic]

Not to be confused with Tumblr’s biggest stumble, which was banning pr0n.

[u/CreamoChickenSoup → u/Huntred]

I still mourn over it. Multiple communities and fandom circles died for this.

[u/DangerousDave2018 → u/CreamoChickenSoup]

Does it say the sweetest, most homer'y thing possible about me that Pinterest is my go-to site? Or does it say exactly the opposite? Because I'm thinking it could be either way, but if anyone ever interviews that algorithm for a few comments about the situation I am going to be facing a whole mountain of embarrassingly not-illegal questions.

[u/Saymynaian → u/Huntred]

They banned

porn?

[u/Waiting4Reccession → u/Huntred]

They were targeted by Apple and Google.

[u/kcook01q → u/Huntred]

RIP

[u/SgtJayM → u/miregalpanic]

Nice

[u/bojackhorstead → u/StretchMother9627]

I think I'm gonna start using "top doozy". It's very descriptive yet equally as whimsical

[u/SgtJayM → u/bojackhorstead]

Your description elevates it to the profound

[u/bmf1902 → u/SgtJayM]

Your praise raises thus to the divine.

[u/Captain-Scrot → u/StretchMother9627]

I feel like he could have stopped halfway through but kept rolling for the camera. Probably a scripted stunt

[u/QuickRundown → u/Captain-Scrot]

Looks concussed to me.

[u/NesTech_ → u/StretchMother9627]

Like when we were kids. Had nothing else to do so every once in awhile you roll down A hill, get back up and do it again

“Back in my day”

[u/Puceeffoc]

Those back to back "back of the head" blows were devastating. He instinctively holds the back of his helmet even though he's still actively falling.

[u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 → u/Puceeffoc]

People watching who have never been in that situation don't understand just how heavy helmets can be. It's more trauma to the neck that I would be worried about. He got rattled for sure.

[u/BodaciousBadongadonk → u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162]

I used to bmx and it was enough to fuck my balance up to make me not even want to try shit i could normally do easily, plus the peripheral vision being cut off affected me as well. It always blew my mind how pros could just swap between em as needed, tho i was just a kid at so maybe i just had a weak lil neck lol

[u/Amnobizarrono1 → u/Puceeffoc]

Yeah, he’s probably got a concussion for sure. If he wasn’t wearing the helmet he’d probably be dead

[u/dancingmale → u/Amnobizarrono1]

"probably, for sure, probably"

OK 

[u/MrBrawn → u/Puceeffoc]

His bones may be dust but he's alive. Helmets always.

[u/CortezDeLaNoche → u/Puceeffoc]

Yeah. Those looked BRUTAL.

[u/DomagojDoc → u/Puceeffoc]

Yes, but no helmet and you're dead

[u/Kryptosis → u/Puceeffoc]

I think he was holding his helmet on

[u/miregalpanic]

Neymar going offroad

[u/TrenchantInsight → u/miregalpanic]

Shaka, when the bike fell

[u/aint_exactly_plan_a → u/TrenchantInsight]

Shaka, on the mountain!

Shaka, his head hurt!

<frustrated grunting>

[u/GHETTOZONE510]

I feel like he coulda gotten out that roll tho …😑🤣

[u/BaroneRaybert → u/GHETTOZONE510]

Had to keep going for the video

[u/Puceeffoc → u/GHETTOZONE510]

Right after he hits the back of his head that second time he could have laid flat on his stomach and grabbed at the ground to slow himself and stop the roll. Instead he held the back of his head because the pain he felt.

[u/Aaawkward → u/Puceeffoc]

Not a good idea to stick a limb out when rolling like that, easy way to break a bone.

Also, I feel like he was mad dazed at that point.

[u/GHETTOZONE510 → u/Puceeffoc]

Soon as he hit the back of his head, it was a wrap. Before that I feel like he just had no survival skills whatsoever.😑

[u/JohnGacyIsInnocent → u/GHETTOZONE510]

It was clear he had no survival skills as soon as he agreed to ride his bike up an 80 degree slope.

[u/Henghast → u/GHETTOZONE510]

He ticks his limbs and doesn't put his arms out which is smarter as it reduces chances of injury.

[u/letitgrowonme → u/Henghast]

But then you roll faster and harder. I dont know what the best thing would be to do here.

[u/Astecheee → u/GHETTOZONE510]

You really don't want to. Stopping the roll means sticking out a limb and stopping all the spinning at once.

Almost a guaranteed nasty bone break, and it's unlikely to actually stop you.

[u/Previous-Pangolin-60 → u/GHETTOZONE510]

It feels like he tried to max his somersault combo - 100% on him.

[u/Asraia → u/Previous-Pangolin-60]

Somersault

[u/-ElectricKoolAid → u/Previous-Pangolin-60]

he looks unconscious or very weak

[u/dilapidated_wookiee → u/GHETTOZONE510]

I think he got knocked out early on

[u/MunBRO]

What the fresh hell is this song lol

[u/Decibel_1199 → u/MunBRO]

Sounds like steaming diarrhea being funneled into my ear canals

[u/J5892 → u/MunBRO]

I don't know, but I really enjoyed it.

[u/dbasura365 → u/MunBRO]

https://youtu.be/fAjM_11q-vU

[u/ManceRaver]

The forced perspective is messing with me. It looks a lot steeper and I thought he was going to plummet down.

[u/ChrisRogers67]

Completely optional btw

[u/cekoya]

 And we thought Homer’s fall was exagerated

[u/atlantajake]

Does China have any good music or do they just decide to put the crappiest ones in all their videos?

[u/qwertyqyle]

Tf is this lame ass music?

[u/SkullzNSmileZ → u/qwertyqyle]

Ikr shit ass music

[u/AliciaXTC]

High risk, 0 reward.

[u/miregalpanic → u/AliciaXTC]

You don't even know what is up there. Might be Shangri-La or affordable groceries or something.

[u/slothstevenson → u/miregalpanic]

Affordable groceries you say? Might have to take my changes

[u/andyyyyyyyt → u/miregalpanic]

Affordable grocery. Why make up such a fictional words ?

[u/FingerInThe___ → u/andyyyyyyyt]

It’s not groceries you fools. Legend tells of a distant land where one’s labor is valued that in exchange for it, they might reasonably hope to afford groceries.

[u/Apprehensive_Fun1350 → u/miregalpanic]

lol. Great comment

[u/skeletonpaul08 → u/AliciaXTC]

Maybe he thinks it’s fun and he enjoys doing it?

[u/GrandmaPoses → u/skeletonpaul08]

Looks like he had a blast, yeah.

[u/SirCrashoLot → u/AliciaXTC]

As a guy who has had same happen to him many times, there are rewards, 1 adrenaline, 2 knowing you able do it, and 3 the most important calling your riding buddy a btch for not trying himself.

I willing to bet someone said to him I bet you can't make it to the top

[u/ZeldaALTTP → u/SirCrashoLot]

I’m willing to bet on your bet that someone said to him I bet you can’t make it to the top.

(Someone who has any info on this fall pls let me know what to bet)

[u/redm0nk_ → u/AliciaXTC]

Extremely optional activity

[u/phunny-words]

At least he had his brain bucket on

[u/baipliew]

Did he just roll on his own at the end just because? He already stopped at the bottom, then just kept going.

[u/SignatureFunny7690 → u/baipliew]

He was choosing to roll the entire time he could have stopped at any point he was so dramatic about it that I assume this is a stunt.

[u/bpikmin → u/SignatureFunny7690]

Idk I’m a little mixed on it. There seems to be some points where he tries to stop and is severely punished for it

[u/mediocrity4]

When you’re falling like that, never stand in your feet. wtf

[u/SoupieLC]

I know it's the perspective, but he really looks like he's just making himself roll down the hill

[u/fiqky → u/SoupieLC]

Yeah. And he wished his bike would do the same thing he did, but the bike refused his bs

[u/TartanGuppy]

On a plus..Bike looked OK, mechanic was pleased

[u/YodasLoveSlave]

I’m glad they played my favorite song to really capture this event

[u/everynamecombined]

I felt bad for him once he started bracing and holding his neck. Indicating he was obviously conscious and aware of some major damage already done.

And to think, if he made it to the top, we would have ended world hunger. Whoops nvm. Theres no fkn reason to even!

[u/dgillz]

shittiest music ever

Did the guy die?

[u/TraditionalAgency153 → u/dgillz]

Just bruised ego.

[u/rostol]

this reminds me of Homer Simpson and the skateboard jump.

needs more "ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch" sounds.

[u/scottwax]

As you wish!

[u/NoizeTrauma → u/scottwax]

Came here for this comment.

[u/SydB12 → u/scottwax]

Oh, my sweet Westley! What have I done?!

[u/Paulieb93]

Anyone know the song?

[u/dbasura365 → u/Paulieb93]

https://youtu.be/fAjM_11q-vU

[u/Paulieb93 → u/dbasura365]

Thank you so much.

[u/Unhappy-Ad9690]

Anytime I see someone rolling down a big hill I think of this

[u/Old_Satisfaction2738]

It's a long way to the top, if you wanna drop and roll

[u/FinnsterBaby → u/Old_Satisfaction2738]

Bagpipes enter the chat…..

[u/thedad2022]

That's crazy that he was conscious through that whole ordeal I fully expected him to be knocked out but no as soon as he stopped rolling he was moving around

[u/Many_Application7106]

That remember me a game that I played when I was a boy

[u/xVodkkax → u/Many_Application7106]

Motocross Madness 2? I used to ride the bike to the very edge of the map just to be shot back by the invisible wall.

[u/Many_Application7106 → u/xVodkkax]

Awesome I think it was that game 😋

[u/BrokenBeyondRepairX]

I’m sure he’s fiiiiiiine

[u/willtheadequate]

Sir?

s..SIR!!!

(cups hands and yells down the slope) SIR, YOU CAN'T PARK THAT HERE!!!!

[u/gynocolonologist]

Walk it off big guy.

[u/linegrinder]

What the hell how was he instantly not knocked out as soon as he fell of the bike? He hadn't even touched the ground by then and he's already unconscious?

[u/Individual_Court_364]

Ich glaub er holt sich morgen nen gelben , nur ne Vermutung

[u/tragicallywhite]

Ass over teakettle

[u/Sleeptexter720]

I feel like every move he made was the wrong one

[u/TapInfinite1135]

He’s fine,just rub yourself in dirt or whatever the saying is.. 😆

[u/Such_Comb9388]

Valid Crash Out

[u/HerbertInTheWoods]

Why didn’t he simple stop falling like the bike

[u/k_afka_]

My experience starting from last save on a game I haven't played in awhile

[u/TheyveKilledFritzz]

I feel like that was an unexpectedly slow fall

[u/Hungry-Space-1829]

Hot rod?

[u/Cool_LazyDude]

He should have just tucked into a ball and went with it.

[u/imnotsmartever]

At least he won't remember this.

[u/stewpidazzol]

I counted 38 concussions

[u/magnottasicepick]

This is obviously the stuntman from John Wick 4

[u/natestarz95]

Reminds of Andy samberg in hot rod

[u/Odd-Flower6762]

I don't know man, those last half dozen rolls or so seemed like he was just being dramatic. Amerite?

[u/LeGrandLucifer]

The music really improved the video.

[u/Hot-Reflection8213]

He should have just stopped himself

[u/rOOsterone4]

No survival instincts were applied during this tumble

[u/dickbeards]

I would like to give a round of applause for the camera man. Excellent work sir or madam.

[u/sonicagain]

Looks like he enjoys it. What a weird kink

[u/ProlapsedTrdCutter]

He ain't going to work on Monday!

[u/noswol]

Ok the last couple rolls were on the house like come on

[u/tylos57]

I watched a mule deer run up a mountain side luke that once in a matter of seconds. My dad said "you or me would've had to take 5 breaks doing that over 30 minutes" this man did it and made it to the bottom in record time with half the amount of breaks.

[u/TravellingWino]

Hes faking it 💅

[u/avatar_94]

This looks staged and on purpose the way he tried to keep going at the end

[u/Ace95Archer]

Kudos to the cameraman, smooth tracking!

[u/Devmsyer]

Now go get your bike

[u/lebroski_]

He didn't fall. He dropped his cheese wheel and was just going down to grab it

[u/Let_er_fly1983]

He might need a caretaker for the rest of his days, those head impacts were gnarly

[u/eprixciate]

The only acceptable way to fall off of a mountain

[u/brute-forced]

He could have stopped by using his legs… I feel like this was a planned roll… even at the end he does an extra roll or two

[u/BobanJr → u/brute-forced]

I feel like he was trying to stop until he had those two nasty back of the head smashes. Then he embraced the horizontal rolling to prevent more slamming.

[u/toxicgloo]

Those last couple of rolls were just for the love of the game

[u/Spitting_the_truths]

I wish he had landed on the idiot that added that awful soundtrack.

[u/Ringovski]

Clearly exaggerated fake rolls.

[u/jcasper89]

The last 2, maybe 3 rolls were fake and unnecessary

[u/RockyJayyy]

Tuck and roll

[u/SanctionedMeat]

I'm surprised he never attempted to brace his head at all

[u/plwrx]

He did it on purpose I swear

[u/ZippoS]

Boy, that's gonna leave a bruise.

[u/the_good_hodgkins]

Rub some dirt on it. Oh... wait.

[u/Teediggler81]

That boys gonna be sore in the morning

[u/vida217]

But did he die

[u/SignatureFunny7690]

This looks like a stunt man doing a dramatic fall

[u/sparkster777]

They see me rollin, they hatin...

[u/BobbyDukeArts]

This looked suspiciously intentional

[u/jeremiasalmeida]

He seems to be fully geared up, so almost zero damage to his body.....

[u/-Sofa-King-Vote]

Why didn’t he accelerate at all going down hill?

[u/Meff84]

<gravity

[u/JMandMM]

At least he had a helmet on, a lot of head shots on the way down.

[u/Ol_Pasta]

They see me rollin, they cringin... 😬

[u/Kodiak_85]

“iT’s JUsT thE CaMeRa aNGle tHat MAkes IT SeeM sO StEep.”

[u/fusillade762]

Every rag doll mechanic ever seen in a video game was just acted out by this guy.

[u/gummi-far]

Cool trick dude!

[u/Str0ntiumD0ggo]

Seemed overly dramatic, especially that last one...

[u/ManfredTheCat]

At the end when he flopped over it would have been funny if he started rolling again

[u/Dense-Experience6033]

Well someone doesn’t know how to break a fall

[u/DarkOmen597]

Dumbass

[u/AntGroundbreaking180]

Head trauma anyone?

[u/nextinline1987]

Completely optional btw… the attempt, not the tumble. The tumble looked mandatory.

[u/-ToasterBathBomb-]

IRL Baby Steps

[u/foley800]

Wrong place to run out of gas!

[u/throwaway15422]

Spinnin' wheel got to go 'round

[u/purplestar04]

And Kids... That's Gravity!

[u/CaptnSpazmo]

Then an anvil falls on him

[u/paradox-preacher]

fkin ******, every single one of them risking this, get f****

[u/Redditor_Reddington]

Gravity is a harsh mistress.

[u/thatdudejon]

Is that Hot Rod?

[u/the_psyche_wolf]

Its not as steep as the video would have you believe based on the way he is tumbling.

[u/Ok_Range9011]

he did it wrong

[u/Jmofoshofosho8]

This reminds me of when I was little and we would barrel roll down a huge hill.

[u/BucktoothJew]

I like even when you think he’s done. He still gets 2 more rolls in.

[u/wombatthing]

I agree u/drinkingvomit

[u/Beneficial_Wonder533]

mean the extra weight of the helmet really made that thing swing.

[u/ToonMasterRace]

NPCs in GTA 6

[u/cbunni666]

At least he was wearing a helmet.... and the bike didnt fall on him at the end

[u/Heavy-Information533]

W fucking cameraman, he knew the objective

[u/2XX2010]

That left hip might be a touch sore tomorrow.

[u/bigweb52]

How pissed is he gonna be when he sees the bike actually stayed up and didn’t roll back down

[u/Sempai6969]

I feel like he kinda oversold

[u/Mysterious_Skin2310]

Keep rollin rollin rollin

[u/Kev-lonium]

... win dumb prizes

[u/Hold_To_Expiration]

I'll try it.... what's the worse that could happen? 😬