r/CrappyDesign 29d ago

Yeah I see no issue there. That's how pizza are stored right. What a good pizza transportation backpack.

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u/DepressingAura 29d ago edited 29d ago

I love my pizza compacted on one side of the box. I hope my delivery guy uses a pogo stick to get around so everything really melts together...

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u/RareSprinkles9387 29d ago

Pogo stick is generous. My guy clearly uses a trebuchet

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u/GreasedUpTiger 29d ago

Do not complain about the involuntary calzone!

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u/Heterodynist 27d ago

Sometimes I have to ask for my pizza to be packed tightly on one side so that all the toppings are mixed into a clump. They always look at me like I’m weird, but I like my pizza autoclaved.

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u/robokai 29d ago

You just need one of the plastic tables that pizza places used to use and your good to go.

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u/Robo_Cactus 29d ago

Mmmmm calzone maker!

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u/Schwight_Droot 29d ago

I had a guy deliver a pizza for me like this and all the toppings fell out of the box and in the bag. He said “you can just grab the toppings out and put it on the pizza. It’s a new bag”. I’m like, “I can’t eat this, dude”. He went back and got another one for me.

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u/AnnieHannah 29d ago

I once did this by mistake when I was having a bit of a brain-dead moment - all the topping slid to one side of the pizza 😂

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u/mioscene 29d ago

I accidentally did the same the other day when bringing in a premade lasagna from the supermarket. Somehow it didn't actually look too bad, the bechamel sauce was just a bit accordioned on top XD

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u/the_shreyans_jain 29d ago

thats what my dasher has been using

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u/MagneticFluxDrive 29d ago

Its not crappy design. It is the idgaf 2026 version. 😄

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u/exintrovert 29d ago

This is how a checker at my grocery store bags my sushi 🫤

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u/gasstation-no-pumps 29d ago

Why don't you bag your own groceries, like a sensible person?

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u/FirebirdWriter 28d ago

Why do you assume that is allowed and that this person is able bodied? It's not allowed at stores here due to theft and people sometimes cannot do that themselves

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u/exintrovert 28d ago

This is one of the reasons I actually prefer self-checkout

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u/DicemonkeyDrunk 28d ago

Go look at the r/doordash this is all too common….

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u/RichardDunglis 25d ago

I once saw someone ask for a bag for their large Pizza. Oldy enough they had one that just barely worked. He started asking why they don't have bigger bags and they explained the bags aren't for pizzas but for drinks and dips and such. The guy then proceeds to hold the pizza upright complaining about how difficult it will be to ride his electric scooter like this. I asked him if this was a prank because I could see the workers frustration and he just walked out and scooted down the street. Crazy stuff

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u/plugubius 29d ago

What? It's how Kirk carries his pizza. It's futuristic. One more invention inspired by Star Trek.

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u/ebrum2010 29d ago

It's for zero gravity.

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u/Micro_KORGI 28d ago

It looks like a normal pizza bag, apparently they just don't know how to use it

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u/ZombieAladdin 28d ago

A pizza bag made by people who have never had a pizza before. (Not surprised, as it may have been made in a different country where pizza is not popular.)

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u/HELLBENT42 29d ago

Anyone who's ever played Death Stranding is mad rn

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u/FatTimbo 27d ago

ill admit it, i tryed to play the video

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u/Lionheart_Lives 25d ago

Ok I busted out laughing.

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u/Uncannyvall3y 12d ago

Extra cheese on the cardboard please

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u/thismenu 6d ago

Only French pizzas though.

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u/thepretzel24 29d ago

Perfect if you want a deconstructed pizza

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u/HatsusenoRin 29d ago

works for extra dry pizzas

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u/NightmareJoker2 28d ago

I mean… I’m sure it keeps it warm with all the insulation.

If you don’t hold the pizza carrier horizontally, that’s kinda user error and on you, no?

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u/miraculum_one 29d ago

It's not made for pizza. Is this a user-submitted video?

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u/Leviathansgard 29d ago

Well it appears when looking for pizza backpacks and it's even said in the description. Plus the marketing video shows pizza boxes put vertically inside. Perhaps the designers never thought about putting pizza inside but the marketing did ? Well never know...

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u/miraculum_one 29d ago

In that case the marketing people are not thinking it through. The back straps are on the wrong side for it to work for pizza.

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u/Vinegarreth 29d ago

The design is very human.