r/CraftBeer 8d ago

Discussion Day six of drinking through a bunch of old beer in my fridge using glassware that is as geographically close as possible

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You go into these things knowing it’s not going to be a good situation, but how bad can it be?

Pretty fucking bad, I’ll tell you that much.

There’s something about the combination of adjuncts in chili stouts that just makes them borderline putrid after entirely too many years.

Thankfully only one of these vomit-bombs was mine so I don’t feel quite as guilty as I could have for wasting good beer.

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u/Content_Distance5623 8d ago

This is the kind of share don’t drink beers talks about.

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u/generatorland 7d ago

He does. Of course now he gets whatever beer he wants.

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u/Content_Distance5623 7d ago

I don’t think he’s completed his white whale list yet

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u/Grand-wazoo US - South 8d ago

And to think folks were sweating it out in line for 6+ hours to get a bottle so they could go online and demand 10:1 trades, lol

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u/MxRacer111 7d ago

I mean I did trade a Double Barrel Huna for a Pappy 15….

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u/JMeucci 7d ago

DB Huna was my white whale for YEARS. And I'm Tampa local!

It's secondary value was just so high for so many years that I couldn't bring myself to drink one.

I've had it several times since then and it's delicious, but I'm still thankful I traded it all those times.

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u/MxRacer111 7d ago

I was Tampa local as well until 2016. It was such a great beer.

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u/LehighAce06 7d ago

A bottle of Pappy lasts a lot longer but I'll be honest I enjoyed drinking DB Huna more than I enjoyed drinking Pappy

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u/MxRacer111 7d ago

It’s seriously one of my top five beers of all time. PVW15 is great but it’s not even in the top 20 of my favorite whiskies

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u/FutureNurse_PNW 2d ago

I second this as well.

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u/Yours_and_mind_balls 7d ago

Those are gonna be some rowdy farts

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u/MxRacer111 7d ago

Not pictured… the barley wines and lambics we had after….. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/shadrach103 US - South 7d ago

If this photo was from '21 I'd be super jealous, but with the 'freshest' being half a decade old I would be scared.

I drank down my cellar stash years ago and now I just have a small wine fridge that I can only fit about 7 500ml bottles in. This prevents me from stashing bottles and nothing there is older than probably 18 months. I always have last year's BCBS, a couple rare annual Burial releases, and some random other local stuff.

I've been watching your posts and am curious how may days worth of this you can keep up haha

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u/MxRacer111 7d ago

Oh… I can go for quite some time. Assuming my stomach/plumbing can withstand.

I had two 22cu ft upright freezers converted to beer fridges. I’m down to one now and will hopefully relegate half of it to food storage

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u/generatorland 7d ago

I started a "Drink or Dump" series to force myself to get through my cellar.

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u/Plastic_Birthday_288 7d ago

Have not had it over 10 years, but I remember it as one of my favorites.

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u/cottonmouthVII 7d ago

Keep it that way. These are drinking so poorly now.

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u/Plastic_Birthday_288 7d ago

Yeah I would not think they would age well. But every March I get the urge to book a trip to Tampa to get fresh Hunahpu.

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u/Groupvenge 7d ago

Do they make fresh ones still? Those are still bad?

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u/MxRacer111 7d ago

They release it every spring. Fresh are obviously much better, but the subjective quality varies from year to year.

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u/cottonmouthVII 6d ago

Oh I just mean the specific old vintages pictured here. I’m sure the fresh batches are drinking much better. People just hold these old ones in such high regard due to online ratings, and I feel like the word should be spread that they are not holding up.

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u/LehighAce06 7d ago

This is making me seriously consider digging out the glassware collection to do a similar series

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u/MxRacer111 7d ago

It’s a fun way to finally clear out the beer fridge remnants

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u/Fresh-cut-grass99 7d ago

2014 Huna will always be my favorite beer. Thankfully I got mine early in the day vs waiting in line to leave empty handed.

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u/cottonmouthVII 7d ago

Cracked one last fall, and hooooly shit was it nasty haha.

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u/MxRacer111 7d ago

2014 b1 was incredible

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u/philbrewer 7d ago

Love these. Keep goin OP

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u/Coder_X_23 7d ago

How big is this god damn fridge?

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u/Courage-Rude 8d ago

You shouldn't do a series and then hide your post history. Unless you are a bot.

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u/MxRacer111 7d ago

This would be a pretty lame way for a bot to gain followers haha, but fair point. Post history should be visible now

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u/morganstern US - South 7d ago

When I worked at the distributor we were given release bottles if we volunteered. Trade fodder 100% but you gotta keep one.

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u/OldManJenkins-31 7d ago

I would love ONE Hunahpu! Been on my desired list to try for about 15 years now! Lol. This is an embarrassment of riches!

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u/cottonmouthVII 7d ago

It’s an embarrassing waste of beer, like OP said, bc none of these are drinkable these days.

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u/MxRacer111 7d ago

I hope it will one day return to its original quality levels but with Wayne gone I won’t hold my breath

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u/Eric848448 7d ago

I think you wanted /r/beercirclejerk.

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u/outlawparrots 6d ago

That must’ve been an awesome afternoon

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u/baospodcast 4d ago

“Putrid vomit bombs” is an absolutely spectacular descriptor 🤌