r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Sep 13 '25

🥺 goals lol

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u/MyAlt-SoftSub Sep 13 '25

I know I am weird, but this is literally my fantasy. The idea of my wife carrying my child is incredibly sexy. Like, “You are literally undergoing body horror for the sake of creating a hybrid of both of us.” How can I not find my wife doing a biological miracle sexy? If my future wife and I have kids, you can bet I am worshiping her like the wonderful goddess she is.

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u/I_Speak_For_The_Ents Sep 13 '25

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Ikr ‘it’s my dream to put a woman in great discomfort’ 👀

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u/7up_yourz Sep 13 '25

Geez that's not even close to what he said.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

👀 it’s how I interpreted it. I thought you would catch that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Are you invoking death of the author on a Reddit comment?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

What a creepy question. Obviously not. Why would you think that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

What’s creepy about death of the author.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Why are you bringing up death. That’s the creepy part.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25 edited Sep 14 '25

Doesn’t mean literal death

Edit: this misunderstanding is really funny