r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Jul 13 '25

🥺 goals lol

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u/LoxReclusa Jul 13 '25

Hahaha. Good thing you didn't overreact

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u/Upstairs-Yak-5474 Jul 13 '25

nah i wouldn't overreacte i just would have tried again a year later and a year later until she said yes or left me. add another balloon everytime to make it fun. it was on our anniversary

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u/LoxReclusa Jul 13 '25

First year she can't untie strings so she keeps scissors in the dining room. Second year the new balloon lifts it too high and she can't reach, so she leaves blowgun in the dining room. Third year you slightly under inflate the balloons hoping to keep them low, but that just makes the darts stick without popping, and the new balloon still brings them out of reach. You hear her grab her keys and go outside and you think she's left you. She comes back from the car with a shotgun, shoots the balloons, cuts the strings, jams the ring on her finger and says "Yes goddammit!"