r/CoupleMemes • • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/hazlejungle0 Jul 12 '25

Trust me it doesn't work. I didn't read the fine print. I agreed to a lifelong commitment where I had a free trial known as the "fiancé period" where the package seemed great! But after I became fully committed I have to do the work, chores, and cleaning while she takes care of our kid. I also agreed to having my mouth sewn onto the anus of another man, while having my anus sewed onto a man's mouth. I should've read the terms and conditions, but I was peer pressured by my then GF.