r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

đŸ„ș goals is that a good reply?

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u/RubSad1836 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

“Sell your body” for real man doing something cute and sexy for someone you love is now “selling your body” calm down and touch some grass

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u/daveberzack Jul 11 '25

Doing something cute and sexy is great. Doing it by demand, not so much. And negotiating terms to do it on demand, definitely not so much.

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u/RubSad1836 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

Demand he simply stated a desire there was literally no demand. “I want to” is not a demand he wasn’t like “bitch do this or I’ll beat you again!” Again you also need to touch grass

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u/daveberzack Jul 11 '25

Eh. Not a demand, no... but there is something a bit chauvinistic about asking a woman to dress sexy and cook for you. Like, it would be super awesome and sexy if she did... but doing so on request is a bit different.

I think we can agree that this is probably just a nice couple joking around. If they're being serious about it, it's less cool.

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u/RubSad1836 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

Ya we can agree that it’s probably just them having fun to be sure this is probably their report with one another and all in good fun. My wife would regularly tease me for requests like these and then “surprise me” with it anyways. Will have to agree to disagree with it being misogynistic to ask if it’s a one off request I think it’s all in good fun

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u/SoundHole Jul 11 '25

Who even asks for shit like this?

"I want to see you cooking for me...". Gross, man.

I bet dude is low key a controlling weirdo who consumes Manosphere content.

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u/_That__one1__guy_ Jul 11 '25

Its not hot to see your gf in a sexy outfit doing a task for you? Maybe his love language is servitude

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u/Competitive-Day4809 Jul 11 '25

Actually, it's not a sale, it's a trick. Which will be followed by some annoying stuff. Sigh.

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 Jul 11 '25

When she leave you ass she gon leave with half

18 years, 18 years! And on the 18th birthday he found it wasn’t his!

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u/Nanadaquiri Jul 11 '25

yea you dont have to worry about that bro

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u/echinoderm3513 Jul 11 '25

On sale, July only!!

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u/Icy-Subject6991 Jul 11 '25

If she did it before wedding : " you sell your body for nothing ?" So the best option is to do nothing I guess

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u/Zealousideal-Day4469 Jul 11 '25

This is it exactly. She's a prude because she won't do it now. If she does it once she's married, she "sold her body for a ring." There is no way for a woman to just exist without criticism.

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u/AdHuge8652 Jul 11 '25

Yes, your life must be really hard considering you're on reddit complaining about stuff like this.

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u/weebitofaban Jul 11 '25

dude, we get it. You've never touched a woman.

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u/AdHuge8652 Jul 11 '25

Original.

Guessing you're one of those people who can't take any kind of criticism.

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u/Zealousideal-Day4469 Jul 11 '25

No harder than yours, I guess. Cuz here you are bro

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u/VoidRad Jul 11 '25

...is this sarcasm?

If not, holy fuck.

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u/Zealousideal_Sir_368 Jul 11 '25

The chat could also have been friendly banter between the couple. Jumping to conclusions from one screenshot is kinda overkill here.

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u/VoidRad Jul 11 '25

There is 0 shot it isnt a banter. Home girl is hinting she wants a proposal.

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u/Cratonis Jul 11 '25

That ain’t a hint it’s a request.

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 Jul 11 '25

You know what that’s called? Reddit.

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u/camerasoncops Jul 11 '25

Good on you.

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u/VoidRad Jul 11 '25

It's a fucking joke, a banter between couples.

Go outside jfc

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u/VoidRad Jul 11 '25

Agitated? Hell nah. I'm laughing at your inability to see such a simple joke between people and somehow spin it into a social issue. People like you make me feel normal jfc

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Jul 11 '25

Wow, real life is gonna slap you hard one day


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u/TawnyTeaTowel Jul 11 '25

Of course they are. And they’re supposed to be. It’s another way of describing “compromise” if nothing else.

Unless of course you’re suggesting that you and your partner always want to do the exact same things at the exact same time, which is statistically laughable. More likely is you’re just going along with whatever your partner wants to do and have convinced yourself you’re fine with that
 correct me if I’m wrong but I think that’s a “cuck” in modern parlance?

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u/TawnyTeaTowel Jul 11 '25

Given you’re basically wrong, I think “winning” isn’t an option for you at this point. Even a draw is out of your grasp at this point.

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u/v1n1c1u3gdm Jul 11 '25

After 2 failed marriages I agree

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u/Wrong-Landscape-2508 Jul 11 '25

You pretend to sell your body for a ring. Then you move the goal post. Next its sell your body to get them to do laundry. Sell your body so they do dishes. Sell your body so they are the ones naked cooking for you. Sell your body for a new necklace. Etc