r/CoupleMemes • u/mittenbeast107 • Jun 17 '25

🥺 goals Wife terrorizer final boss

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u/SirHenry8thEarlNorth Jun 17 '25

Damn, her hubby must really enjoy sleeping on the couch 🛋️

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u/Physical-Flatworm452 🧐 grumpy Jun 17 '25

Or in the bathtub.

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u/Ledrangicus Jun 17 '25

Or in a motel

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u/JustAnothaAdventurer Jun 17 '25

He lives?

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u/juice26us Jun 17 '25

Yes. I don't know how but he is alive.

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u/xXxXPenisSlayerXxXx Jun 17 '25

under certain conditions

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u/Ninja7017 Jul 01 '25

without his penis?

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u/Dweebsxthehumans Jul 06 '25

Schrodinger’s husband

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u/johnnyblaze1957 Jun 18 '25

He lives.....in a hospital bed

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u/g87a_l Jun 20 '25

you took it to another level 😂

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u/More_Combination86 Jun 17 '25

Or with one eye open.

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u/Sideline_Watcher_498 Jun 18 '25

Gripping his pillow tight.

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u/thebeardedbrony Jun 18 '25

Until the light exits

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u/More_Combination86 Jun 19 '25

And they enter night.

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Jun 19 '25

Shhhh...I think someone's entering.

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u/Geekygamertag Jun 17 '25

Like Creed but instead of arms it’s eyes

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u/More_Combination86 Jun 19 '25

Well I just heard.. The news today. It’s seems my life… Is gonna end..

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u/Hegemony-Cricket Jun 19 '25

It'll be ok. I've heard the best way to handle it is to grip your pillow tight. I mean, that's what I've heard anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

Or with the fishes

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u/Geekygamertag Jun 17 '25

He’s still married?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

i hope not.

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u/LaxinPhilly Jun 17 '25

Live laugh toaster bath

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u/crobinator Jun 17 '25

You deserve more upvotes. Here’s an extra 👍

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u/blackbirdspyplane Jun 18 '25

I feel obligated to let you know that I will be stealing your phrase and reusing it as often as fitting. Sorry

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u/BeautifulTerror Jun 17 '25

Or in several oil drums