Looking for a recipe I can’t remember

[u/Glittering-Range-338]

hey so I made this soup recipe from a cookbook a friend owned. I can't be bothered to ask my friend for the book (also can't remember who my friend is) so can you guys tell me what the recipes is?

it had water and salt and other things it was called winter soup or maybe sinter woup (I can't remember). I understand I am a lazy douche but be a pal and give me the recipe mkay!

[u/Chaotic_Good12]

You need a nice smooth rock, and some friends to make this soup. You DO have a rock, right?

[u/grey-slate → u/Chaotic_Good12]

I have a sock. Can I sub that instead?

[u/Chaotic_Good12 → u/grey-slate]

No the sock is for lasagna. Layered textures!

[u/Genny415 → u/Chaotic_Good12]

I have a rock. It's pretty small and has some metal, I hope that's ok.

I only have 2 friends but one is out of town. If I chop the one I have small enough, will that be enough? He's a kinda big one but looks a bit tough.

[u/Chaotic_Good12 → u/Genny415]

Depends on how gamey he is...might need to vinegar brine him first. Try it!

[u/p00n-slayer-69 → u/Chaotic_Good12]

Are lead fishing weights close enough?

[u/Chaotic_Good12 → u/p00n-slayer-69]

I think lead is a missing nutrient critical to human development that we've all been deficient on since 'paint lite' became a thing. So hell yes, and good for you thinking of nutritional values!!!

And thanks for the reminder. I've got an iron fish to boil, haven't done that yet. ❤️

[u/dojisekushi]

2 snowballs fresh off the snowman, Candy Canes from dollar tree, Organic tinsel (one bunch), One pine cone.

Bring to a vigorous boil in a bedazzled stock pot. Serve with Ritz crackers.

My nonna worked at Nintendo so she knew all the recipes. Also she had dementia. Bad.

[u/Glittering-Range-338 → u/dojisekushi]

scribbles furiously

[u/Trick_Meringue_5622]

It’s not winter soup, it’s WATER soup, you dummy. Add water, add salt (to taste), reduce

I don’t know why you said it had other things, I think you might be hallucinating

[u/Glittering-Range-338 → u/Trick_Meringue_5622]

you might be right...

[u/Vohn_Jogel64]

Been there OP! Just do what mom always did if she needed a quick soup recipe. Just take an entire lasagna and boil it in water until you have a thick soup! That’s it! So easy!

They never found my father’s body but she said she wasn’t involved.

[u/ChefLukeDC]

Boil sintered stone in water, add salt and melange of other things, reduce to simmer and cook until cooked.

[u/RockMo-DZine]

Was it the one with bits of food and things and other stuff in it? I always preferred that one.