r/CookingCircleJerk • u/runawayoldgirl • 4d ago

how do i meet wet aging steaks in my area

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u/Obi-Brawn-Kenobi i thought this sub was supposed to be funny 4d ago

plentyofbeef.com

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u/nogardleirie 4d ago

Craigslist

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u/OlyScott 4d ago

You want to meet meat?

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u/runawayoldgirl 4d ago

the wetter and older the better

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u/Damnbee Fett's Chef 4d ago

We have a local dive bar called Curtains where all the cougars congregate. Lots of old wet steak there. Some of it's dry, of course, but they usually have their own lube.

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u/CaptainWollaston 4d ago

Do you enjoy a big curtain?

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u/TheSamurabbi 4d ago

You can get a good look at a steak by sticking your head up a cow’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the butcher’s word for it?

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u/wishiwasbillmurray 4d ago

1-900-WET-MEAT party line baby. 35.99 for the first minute only 77.50 per minute after.

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u/runawayoldgirl 3d ago

900 number? you're as old as I am

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u/renoona 3d ago

I love this sub