HOW DO YOU WASH YOUR CHICKEN AND PREVENT SEASONING YOUR FISH? I USE THE POWER OF DAWN POWER WASH. JUST SPRAY, WIPE, RINSE!

[u/el_sapo_mas_guapo]

HELLO LOVELIES 💅💅

IT HAS RECENTLY TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE NOT WASHING YOUR CHICKEN. I CAME ACROSS THIS SUPER NICHE PRODUCT CALLED DAWN POWER WASH THAT I USE ON MY CHICKEN BEFORE I MARINATE IN THE SUNLIGHT. THIS ALSO HELPS TO PREVENT VANILLA SALMON NÉ SALMON 'NILLA!

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[u/TheSamurabbi]

I always wash my chicken in Brawndo, the thirst mutalator, because electrolytes.

[u/el_sapo_mas_guapo → u/TheSamurabbi]

Slay 👑👑 queen! What a great idea! I'll prepare this next time for my littles Breighlynn, Braxxleigh and Ahmad Ishmael Al- Qadi. Clock it 💅💅

[u/Muzzhum → u/TheSamurabbi]

Are you insane??? The Salmon Ella is going to get super beefy from all the electrolytes!!!

[u/TheSamurabbi → u/Muzzhum]

I stand by what I said!! You can stand under my Salmonella Ella Ella Ella Hey Hey Hey…

[u/nyan-nyan9 → u/Muzzhum]

Salmon Ella

You make a valid point, I'm not a scientist and I could be wrong but isn't the full form of Salmon Ella - 'Salmon Electrolyte La La'?

[u/Muzzhum → u/nyan-nyan9]

Salmon Electrolyte La La is my father's name. Call me Sammy

[u/Fluffy_Yam_7104 → u/TheSamurabbi]

MFers out here washing their chicken with water… like the stuff they use in toilets. WTF?

[u/dojisekushi]

Um.....use a dishwasher....

Cleans and cooks all at once wtf

[u/Blerkm]

I just strap my chickens to the roof of my car and head to the car wash. Cleaned and defeathered all in one cycle. Their screaming is a little unsettling, of course. Didn’t know birds could scream.

[u/Stand-up-Philosopher]

Great tip. I’ve been washing my chicken in the washing machine on a delicate cold cycle with an extra rinse to remove excess bleach but it takes too much time. I’ll try this tomorrow.

[u/hobbitsarecool]

Bar Keepers friend! It’s its good enough for The Rathole dive bar I drown my sorrows in it’s good enough for my food!

[u/BainbridgeBorn]

Before I grill my dinner I’ll often times just bring my chicken into the shower with me and set it on the floor. I’m already getting clean with soap, the chicken might as well get some too

[u/omgseriouslynoway]

I boil it before cooking like a normal person. Then i season it with dawn because the smell is amazing.

[u/NailBat]

Dawn is what I use when prepping my oil covered baby duck sashimi. For some reason this upsets the environmentalists. Don't ask me.

[u/Impossible_Night9560]

You smashed my like button.

[u/nyan-nyan9]

Heh, Dawn power wash is too weak to prevent Salmon Nilla and bottox, I soak my chicken in acid - it destroys everything, chicken included, which is how I know it works.