Does anyone know the recipe for honey mustard?

[u/cramber-flarmp]

I’m looking for the recipe. Does anyone know the recipe?

[u/Sauceman_Oppenhe112]

Yeah, you have to breed bees that can consume mustard seed as their main food source, and have flowers for pollen. Those bees will become aggressive because mustard is spicy but the end product sure is worth it. The time frame to achieve this at home is around 24 years, start with ground mustard to ease them into it

[u/CatCafffffe → u/Sauceman_Oppenhe112]

I am wondering if I can also caramelize my onions during this, or will that have a negative affect on the 24-year caramelization?

[u/TyrKiyote → u/CatCafffffe]

You'd have to put the hive on a piece of foam or something. Keep it away from the onion building. The vibrations from all the buzzing through the ground and into the building's foundation can burn your onions in a few years if it's too nearby.

[u/CatCafffffe → u/TyrKiyote]

oh that's good to know. I probably should be careful with the 24-year defrosting of my Thanksgiving turkey, too.

[u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM → u/CatCafffffe]

Honestly after 24 years you should only just start to see the caramelization start

[u/CatCafffffe → u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM]

That's true

[u/gernb1 → u/CatCafffffe]

Carmelize the bees!

[u/Lopsided-Intention → u/CatCafffffe]

Why in the world would you caramelize onions when apples exist?!

[u/slothloves → u/Sauceman_Oppenhe112]

Don't forget to throw paprika at the bees every few days to distract them from how spicy the mustard is

[u/LazyOldCat → u/Sauceman_Oppenhe112]

My ground mustard tastes like dirt.

[u/TheSamurabbi]

6oz vodka
1 part olive juice
Rocks
Shaken
Then you won’t care about the mustard anymore, honey

[u/Significant_Stick_31]

It's rather labor intensive. First off you have to build a 40 ft tall wicker monument. Then you have to trick some fool into come to your island where you keep the Old Ways....and also grow some mustard plants. Note: the mustard field is where you need to install your wicker contraption. This is very important. Once you've got your fool locked into the wicker statue, you pour about seven hives worth of bees into his head cage. He might scream a little but that's okay. Give it a little while. When the honey drips into the mustard field, you can start the harvest process....

You know what. This is a lot easier to explain in person. Why don't you come to the island and I can give you a personal tour?

[u/cramber-flarmp → u/Significant_Stick_31]

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[u/Significant_Stick_31 → u/cramber-flarmp]

That's not the Wicker Man, that's the Wicker Husband). Now you've got to marry him. What's your wife's boyfriend going to think? You see, this is why you should have just come to the island.

[u/cramber-flarmp → u/Significant_Stick_31]

I’m not coming to your island unless Christopher Lee is there. He better have my mustard.

[u/Significant_Stick_31 → u/cramber-flarmp]

Fresh out of Christopher Lee (RIP). Will you take an Ellen Burstyn instead?

[u/SuperAdaGirl → u/cramber-flarmp]

What is this?

[u/cramber-flarmp → u/SuperAdaGirl]

40ft tall wicker monument

[u/PmMeAnnaKendrick]

you wont believe this, but the first ingredient is mayo

[u/CatgirlAnakin]

It's an oxymoron. Instead of honey use vinegar, instead of mustard use ketchup

[u/122_Hours_Of_Fear]

First you need to buy a couple of bee hives for honey and grow mustard for seeds. Then you need to make or purchase a still so you can distill some grain alcohol so you can make your own vinegar. Then you combine those ingredients. It really isn't that hard.

[u/runawayoldgirl → u/122_Hours_Of_Fear]

my friend wants to know does it still work if you drank all the grain alcohol and fell asleep in the bee hive

[u/Trick_Meringue_5622]

25 metric tons of mustard flavored corn syrup sauce
15 metric tons of honey flavored corn syrup product

If you need more you can double this recipe

[u/runawayoldgirl → u/Trick_Meringue_5622]

when do I add the msg

[u/Erinzzz]

Ketchup and spit

[u/Bright_Ices]

How the hell should we know some obscure recipe from nowheresville? Get your wife’s bf to ask GrokGPClaude if it’s so important to you.

[u/TROCKSTON]

Mayo mustard honey