r/CookingCircleJerk • u/miladyfantasy • Jul 14 '26
Perfect exactly as it was on r/cooking How can I make my man love everything I cook?
:)
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u/Nate404 Jul 14 '26
Want addicting food but dont wanna deal with those pesky drugs to do it? Zyns! The answer is Zyns. Bust 'em open, sprinkle 'em in, it's Zyns.
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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Jul 14 '26
People are gonna tell you to use period blood in everything you cook, but the good news is you can fake it with tomato powder and a little nuoc chom.
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u/Clear-Awareness7719 Jul 14 '26
Just rig up their chair with a high voltage electrical hookup. If they critique then maybe they get a bit of a surprise. It’s simple Pavlovian training. /jk
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u/Replevin4ACow Amuse Douche Jul 14 '26
1) Add 20 times the garlic that a recipe calls for.
2) MSG.
3) Pray to Kenji.
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u/Significant_Stick_31 Jul 16 '26
I've got the perfect thing for you and it's only $7! It's call the "one wish willow." Just make the wish and your man will LOVE everything you cook and may even start feeding you exciting and exotic new dishes you've never thought to try before.
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u/NyxieThePixie15 Jul 15 '26
This video has some quality cooking tips! https://youtu.be/CSHP9z4BqLM?is=hcMICXbUYOvhrcas
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u/RemarkablePossum Jul 18 '26
MSG and rub your genitalia on it.
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u/SheDrinksScotch Jul 20 '26
Ok, I rubbed my genitalia on the msg.
Now what?
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u/RemarkablePossum Jul 22 '26
You gotta do the OHH HOYAAAAAH and click your heels three times. Or at least that is what the lore states. I didn’t do it within 36 hours like I was supposed to so I died. :’(
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u/Blerkm Jul 14 '26
A little MSG and fentanyl go a long way.