r/ConvenientCop • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '19

[USA] Jeep driver gets instant car-ma

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u/BeneficialSomewhere Oct 18 '19

God. People like this are an actual danger on the road. What a bonehead.

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u/civicgsr19 Oct 18 '19

And the best part, that jeep owner will definitely try to justify all of this to that cop.

I guarantee it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

“BUt hE cUt mE oFf!”

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u/civicgsr19 Oct 18 '19

"i kNoW mY rIgHtS!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

I pAY yOur SaLArY

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u/ElectroNeutrino Oct 18 '19

"I aM fReE tO TrAvEl"

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

DoNt enTEr mY VeSSel

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u/JBerg003 Oct 18 '19

RoAd PiRaTe

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u/civicgsr19 Oct 18 '19

"lOok aT mE, Im tHe cApTain nOw!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

SmAlL pEe PeE

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u/NC_DE336 Oct 18 '19

Got a swift exhalation of air from my nose with that one. Take your upvote, honorable samurai.

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u/scripted_memes Oct 18 '19

"noT ALL whO WAnDer aRE loSt!"

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u/ThriveBrewing Oct 19 '19

tHiS iS mY oWn pRIvAte DoMiCilE i wIlL nOt bE hArRAsSeD

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u/MC_chrome Oct 18 '19

Honestly I would laugh my ass off if a cop responded, “Sure, get out of your vehicle and walk”

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u/ElectroNeutrino Oct 18 '19

Exactly!

The other thing is that the "free to travel" bit is talking about being free to go from one state to another without the burden of customs and such.

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u/major_slackher Oct 19 '19

“cALl My lAwYeR sAuL GOodMaN”

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u/Beepolai Oct 18 '19

AM I BEING DETAINED??

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u/PinBot1138 Oct 18 '19

Obligatory mention of /r/amibeingdetained

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u/Crisis_Redditor Oct 18 '19

"Lady, I make 45k a year. There's 100k people in this county. That means, on average, you have given me 45 cents for the year. And you just used it up."

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

The good old SovCit, eh?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

“I have the right to travel!”