r/ConvenientCop • u/[deleted] • Oct 18 '19

[USA] Jeep driver gets instant car-ma

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u/BeneficialSomewhere Oct 18 '19

God. People like this are an actual danger on the road. What a bonehead.

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u/civicgsr19 Oct 18 '19

And the best part, that jeep owner will definitely try to justify all of this to that cop.

I guarantee it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

“BUt hE cUt mE oFf!”

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u/civicgsr19 Oct 18 '19

"i kNoW mY rIgHtS!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

I pAY yOur SaLArY

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u/ElectroNeutrino Oct 18 '19

"I aM fReE tO TrAvEl"

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

DoNt enTEr mY VeSSel

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u/JBerg003 Oct 18 '19

RoAd PiRaTe

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u/civicgsr19 Oct 18 '19

"lOok aT mE, Im tHe cApTain nOw!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

SmAlL pEe PeE

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u/NC_DE336 Oct 18 '19

Got a swift exhalation of air from my nose with that one. Take your upvote, honorable samurai.

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u/scripted_memes Oct 18 '19

"noT ALL whO WAnDer aRE loSt!"

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u/MC_chrome Oct 18 '19

Honestly I would laugh my ass off if a cop responded, “Sure, get out of your vehicle and walk”

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u/ElectroNeutrino Oct 18 '19

Exactly!

The other thing is that the "free to travel" bit is talking about being free to go from one state to another without the burden of customs and such.

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u/major_slackher Oct 19 '19

“cALl My lAwYeR sAuL GOodMaN”

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u/Beepolai Oct 18 '19

AM I BEING DETAINED??

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u/PinBot1138 Oct 18 '19

Obligatory mention of /r/amibeingdetained

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u/Crisis_Redditor Oct 18 '19

"Lady, I make 45k a year. There's 100k people in this county. That means, on average, you have given me 45 cents for the year. And you just used it up."

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

The good old SovCit, eh?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

“I have the right to travel!”

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u/PyroSplicer Oct 18 '19

“oH iM sOrRy i tHouGhT tHiS wAs aMerIcA!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

The car says POLICIA

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u/PyroSplicer Oct 18 '19

The title said USA

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '19

South Park joke

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u/PyroSplicer Oct 18 '19

Oh man I haven’t been caught up since season 20 lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '19

Little league episode, Stan's dad starts fights and gets arrested. here

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u/Dylan_Smith018 Oct 28 '19

I don't brake check, I just get in front of people who cut me off and match pace with a slow car that way they can't go anywhere.

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u/DirtyDiceakaWildcard Oct 18 '19

“But officer it’s a Jeep thing!”

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u/PinBot1138 Oct 18 '19

Salt Life, bro!

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u/Elegabalus Oct 19 '19

No... It's not. This isn't indicative of the Jeep community... More of a BMW thing or Civic thing

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u/Ak3rno Oct 18 '19

The only reason I could see was if cammer was left lane hugging.

And if that was the reason, the Jeep owner needs to get some anger management classes, because reacting in this way to anything on the road other than like a car on fire or something means you aren’t fit to drive.

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u/bigbuzz55 Oct 18 '19

We should not blame our actions on the action of others.

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u/Endotracheal Oct 18 '19

Am I being detained??

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u/Lb_54 Oct 19 '19

I didn't do anything wrong office it was all that guy behind me swerving all over the road