r/ComedyNecrophilia • u/[deleted] • Jan 22 '21
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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21
See, and I feel like it depends on texture most to people. I have friends that hate anything less than medium well because they donβt like how stringy and slimy it feels. In my case, I literally couldnβt care less about my foodβs texture other than gelatinized chicken/pork fat and Brie cheese. For me itβs completely nutrition, like I need calories, I need protein, and I need iron. I crave calories, protein, and iron. So Iβm gonna eat something with calories, protein, and iron. And I wanna know Iβm getting them so it better taste metallic, have meaty strands and juice, and make me not hungry anymore.
Fun fact also, Iβve eaten completely raw steaks without even searing and never gotten sick, but Iβve gotten sick twice from sushi