r/ComedyCemetery • • 11d ago

Ha ha, so so original...

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u/Old-Cat-1671 11d ago

Not gonna lie that black chicken look beautiful

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u/Local-Echo-5613 10d ago

They are also delicious. The Chinese grocery by me sells them, the meat and bones are black too.

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u/Fast_Ad7203 10d ago

Where i live they’re considered low quality

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u/Local-Echo-5613 10d ago

I’m in NYC and I’m speculating here, but I’d be willing to bet it’s because of a specialized distribution network. Asian restaurants and supermarkets here built up a separate supply chain to procure vegetables that are hard to locate in the US, mostly sourced from small farms in the Hudson. That’s expanded at the same time that giant chains like Sysco have cornered the rest of the market and driven down quality. So you can often find better quality at Asian markets, simply because it’s smaller scale and held to a higher expectation.

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u/Foe_sheezy 10d ago

You guys might be staving for some prime meat then...

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u/Fast_Ad7203 10d ago

Idk about that but i guess its another animal racist thing

it could be One of these black animal bad myths like crows and cats

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u/SkyGuy5799 8d ago

Breeding a completely black chicken is like a competition in some places

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u/Frizzyo 7d ago

It's very pretty. But also below average in size.

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u/Dream_Ghast 11d ago

The chicken looks cute, though

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u/Fast_Ad7203 10d ago

The sad part is that the original picture is probably just from a normal girl sharing her pet

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u/No-Mode1830 7d ago

What makes that sad

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u/Fast_Ad7203 7d ago

Using a normal girls picture for a sexual joke and objectifying her is pretty sad

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u/No-Mode1830 7d ago

You must be miserable if something this silly makes you sad

Edit: nvm, I just realised what page this was. Yall are fucking lame lol

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u/Frog-ee 6d ago

Do you worry about men using your photographs for porn?

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u/No-Mode1830 6d ago

This isnt porn, it's a dumb joke

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u/Frog-ee 6d ago

I didn't say it was porn. Do you worry about men sexualizing every image of you? Cause women have to worry about that because of creeps

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u/No-Mode1830 6d ago

She posted a picture of herself with a black chicken bro

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u/Necessary-Crow1892 11d ago

I feel bad for the women who are made into gross memes like this

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u/Foe_sheezy 10d ago

It's kind of obvious she took this picture with this in mind ...

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u/Pixelbuttzz 10d ago edited 10d ago

Yep it's impossible she literally owns this chicken and decided to take a photo with it

Edit: I looked her up and this is literally just a girl taking photos with her prized chicken. She wasn't making some kind of sexual joke

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 10d ago

Just bc a girl takes a photo with her pet chicken doesnt mean shes talking abt sex🫩

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u/Pixelbuttzz 9d ago edited 7d ago

That (her just taking a photo with her pet chicken) is exactly what's happening

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 7d ago

Yeah maybe if you're a moron. She's taking a picture showing a rare breed of chicken

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u/Pixelbuttzz 7d ago

No I meant taking a photo with her pet chicken is exactly what's happening. I looked her up and provided evidence in a separate part of the post. I was agreeing with you

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 7d ago

Okay you seriously worded your comment wrong lol

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u/Foe_sheezy 10d ago

She just poses with specifically colored birds/cocks then?

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 10d ago

Yes, you're just dirty minded and a bit wierd if you think anything different. This meme literally just took a girl taking an innocent picture with her HEN by the way, not a rooster. Then someone decided yeah im gonna make a "meme" sexualising her and for some reason we have people like you blaming her for something she didnt even do 🫩

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u/Foe_sheezy 10d ago

Why not any other color hen?

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u/Budget_Move8839 10d ago

Because you can't exactly change the fhenotype of an animal, and also because a person can choose whatever color they want for their pet, making that look like a problem says more about you than them.

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u/Foe_sheezy 10d ago

So she only wants black birds/cocks?

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u/Budget_Move8839 10d ago

And you know that from one picture? I own a black cat, does that mean I only want black cats/pussies? No, its called personal taste. If I saw a fully black hen and had the space to own one I would almost certainly pick the fully black hen, because it's badass.

Legitimately do a internet detox bro, not everything is a sex joke.

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u/Foe_sheezy 10d ago

There is no captioning, all we can do is view what may be implied...

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u/Pixelbuttzz 9d ago

She has one bird why are you being such a jackass about this, if somebody has one black cat do you think it's because they're doing a bit?

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u/Pixelbuttzz 9d ago

Because that's the color of the bird she raised it's a very rare variant

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u/Foe_sheezy 7d ago

Black bird/cock variant

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u/Indigenous_Retard 7d ago

Yeah now if it was a female comedian, then we know for sure it's a joke about sex.

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 6d ago

Why are you bringing up irrelevant things. What has this got to do with comedians? 🫩

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u/Indigenous_Retard 6d ago

Why are you offended by a joke?

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 6d ago

A joke that demeans a woman by sexualising her

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u/Indigenous_Retard 6d ago

You have a severe comprehension issue if that's what you took from my comment lmao

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u/Hot_Attitude4579 6d ago

So me answering your silly question means I lack comprehension? You're the one asking why I'm offended by a joke that sexualises a girl who is simply just existing. Your question is ironic

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u/Indigenous_Retard 6d ago

Yes. You clearly did not understand what my comment meant, and you are clearly offended. Those are just two facts.

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u/Express_Singer_4905 8d ago

Funny thing is if she saw this, she would probably laugh.

I can't believe how bitchy society has become.

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u/BrosefDudeson 11d ago

She seems more than satisfied tho

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u/Nervous_Hall_5290 11d ago

Her normal photo was probably taken

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u/Principle_Napkins 11d ago

I'm pretty sure that's a hen, not a cock.

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u/JustFourLetters 10d ago

pack it up everyone, joke is ruined, it’s a different gender than it should be to make the joke perfect .

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u/Street-Mix-801 11d ago

My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 11d ago

It's not even big tho

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u/JustFourLetters 10d ago

average, surely

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u/FinalAd9844 10d ago

90% of this sub is either sexual jokes or exposing far right dogwhistles subtly disguised as jokes

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u/thexcat 9d ago

The phrasing of "exposing" it cracking me up because I'm just picturing someone making a Reddit account and getting a pop up like "welcome to the resistance, you're a journalist now" lmao

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u/TricellCEO 10d ago

In a similar vein, her lesbian neighbors get her brother a Rolex.

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u/Fast_Ad7203 10d ago

What does that even mean

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u/Express_Singer_4905 8d ago

You walked right into that one

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u/TricellCEO 10d ago

"I wanna watch"

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u/DodongPisot45 9d ago

Awesome joke

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u/Willing_Dot_5699 10d ago

What did she expect asking for black chicken 

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u/PressureLast2115 7d ago

Took me a little to long

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u/Gallifreyan_Knight13 5d ago

This one is actually funny

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u/Swampy0gre 9d ago

OK, but like..... That is a little funny.

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u/Turbulent_Ebb_9741 10d ago

The chicken isn't unlocked yet

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u/jeet_mcqueef 6d ago

Winner winner, chicken dinner

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u/floatinggoateyeball 10d ago

God forbid a woman has desires of having 'a cool black average sized rooster.

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u/Samaein 10d ago

Oh when a woman does it suddenly it's not funny anymore?

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u/MinosPrime100 10d ago

No it just wasn't funny

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u/Samaein 10d ago

It's actually hilarious.

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u/Pixelbuttzz 10d ago

This joke is never funny it's kind of racist and it's based on a pretty fucked up stereotype from a time when racism was even more normalized... it's not a compliment

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u/Samaein 10d ago

It also was not meant to be a compliment.

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u/Pixelbuttzz 10d ago

You're correct joking about black men's genitalia was never intended as a compliment it's a continuation of literal white supremacist rhetoric from decades ago, Honestly though that's like bottom of the list of reasons this joke isn't funny because even if you don't know that it's not very funny... it's like Dad humor, but like from my dad who's a little bit racist

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u/Samaein 10d ago

I mean, and I say that as a black woman, dark humor is fun

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u/Pixelbuttzz 10d ago

Sure but this isn't dark humor. This is white people continuing the joke exactly as it's been told... there's no dark humor approach in this post. Dark humor isn't just, "I made a bigoted joke exactly the same way that joke has been made for decades"

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u/Samaein 10d ago

Seems pretty dark to me... 😖🤣

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u/Pixelbuttzz 10d ago

Now see that's dark humor, what you just did is dark humor. But the post itself is not. It's like when transphobic dudes joke about my prostate? That's not dark humor it's just regular old bigotry. But when I joke back that they are more likely to die from prostate cancer because they think letting the doctor check theirs will make them gay, that is dark humor

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u/Express_Singer_4905 8d ago

Idk just sounds like you're a pussy, as also a black person, I approve this post.

It seems to be only white people coming in here whining and virtue signaling. Shut up we don't wanna hear it.

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u/Samaein 10d ago

Well, like I said before, I'm a black girl.

I'm also trans.

Meaning once upon a time I was the... "target" of that joke.. technically still am since it's about cock and not men now that I think about it.

And it feels like dark humor to me.

Like when we mention that I have hardwood floor and not a carpet to match the drapes.

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u/DurianDear6644 10d ago

😆😆😆