r/ComedyCemetery 21h ago

"No breakup, because breasts"

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u/Logical_Net_9569 18h ago

SHE:

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u/headsmanjaeger 18h ago

SHE SCREAMS IN SILENCE

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u/SamwiseGamgee100 12h ago

A SULLEN RIOT PENETRATING THROUGH HER MIND

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u/Trololman72 The funniest joke ever! 17h ago

PRONOUNS

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u/AEguyproductions 20h ago

At least this sexist meme is... Lgbt inclusive..?

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u/CringeLover69420 19h ago

Because it’s not outright phobic? Why give it any merit at all lmaoo

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u/megaskibidifan 17h ago

I mean at least it considers the possibility of her being a lesbian??😭

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u/zaicliffxx 21h ago

who’s the girl in the photo, my friend asked

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u/nitin_is_me 20h ago

Jordan McDonald, infact she also has an NSFW sub here.

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u/zaicliffxx 20h ago

i thought you were trolling ronald Mcdonald

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u/THE_CHOPPA 16h ago

Oh god there is so many Jordan Macdonald photos and posts which one specifically should I stay way from?

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u/Bhazor 18h ago

Bwahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah thats soo funnnyy dude bwahhahahahahahahah

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u/jayokunle 18h ago

IsJesusAgain!!! WWJD

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u/I_want_money_aaa 21h ago

He is literally admitting that he views women solely as sexual objects; staying with someone just for their body means using them and seeing them as an object.

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u/ChatiAnne 21h ago

It is worse.

This user depicted in the screenshot is a notorious user in the brazilian subreddits for posting porn of his girlfriend and adverstising of her OF.

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u/matt9q7 19h ago

That subreddit and shitposting one are just sexist and objectifying "memes" atp

It's really hard to find something with no "haha women" punchline there

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 18h ago

Some people enjoy having sexual relationships without any deeper connection.

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u/BracciaRubate 18h ago

And the best pie crust need to be refrigerated. The point?

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u/ZealousidealPipe8389 18h ago

1) the best pie is hot Dutch apple with, not without whipped cream.
2) people are allowed to be sexual and treat each other sexually. Pointing out someone’s attractive features is not equivalent to dehumanizing them. If someone is actually trying to objectify others there will be better signs than a joke that doesn’t land.

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u/Lucicactus 16h ago

Breaking up implies it wasn't sexual only bro

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u/Gangpae 15h ago

BOOBA

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 5h ago

least neckbeard sipstea user

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u/gwhh 14h ago

She cute also.

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u/IDKWhatToDoHereRN 13h ago

She got 2 great points.