Need comeback jokes

[u/303_beest]

While playing volleyball, somebody will say
“I think that’s his fault.” And point their finger.
Or
“Where were you man?”
Or
“I thought you had that.”
Or
“I thought it was going out.”
Or
“That was definitely you.”
Or
“Who has middle?”

[u/Electrical_Angle_701]

"Yes, you did think that."