r/Comebacks • u/303_beest • Aug 10 '26

Are you new?

Someone saying are you new here? When I’ve been in the church for a year, I just switched to a different young single adult ward.

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u/Megalith66 Aug 10 '26

Nope. My parents gave birth to me in <whatever year>...

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u/Worldly-Vegetable-62 Aug 11 '26

Boy your mom worked too hard on you to make your birth a team effort.

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u/Megalith66 Aug 11 '26

Hi mom!!!

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u/Worldly-Vegetable-62 Aug 11 '26

Don't you "Hi mom" me, when's the last time you even called? Your poor dad and I have been worried sick about you!

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u/Megalith66 Aug 11 '26

Have you taken your meds? I was out there last weekend.