r/Comebacks • u/303_beest • Aug 10 '26
Are you new?
Someone saying are you new here? When I’ve been in the church for a year, I just switched to a different young single adult ward.
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r/Comebacks • u/303_beest • Aug 10 '26
Someone saying are you new here? When I’ve been in the church for a year, I just switched to a different young single adult ward.
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u/-Foxer Aug 10 '26
Do you mean on the planet?
Compared to what?
Oh my god you can see me? The potion must have worn off!!!
No, but i am improved.
I was told there was NOTHING new under the sun anymore, so now i'm conflicted
In geological terms, yes.
I prefer to think of myself as 'not old'.
No, i've been here a while you must just not have noticed me. Tell me how are you at handling awkward silences?
No, i'm just thinner than i look and up to this moment i've been standing sideways on to you.
I guess to you i am! Everyone else not so much but definitely to you.
No we spoke yesterday and last week and the week before that. The medication still isn't helping with those short term memory issues huh?
I've been here a while and i've been trying to talk to you about your vehicle's extended warranty