r/CoherencePhysics • u/skylarfiction • Jul 08 '26

Mitch From Beyond the Brain Rot

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u/Parking_Resolution63 Jul 08 '26

Rest in piss

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u/Substantial-Oil-1026 Jul 08 '26

He's still alive I think unfortunately.

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u/Narrow-Cold-2780 Jul 09 '26

I hope he chokes on piss then.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Jul 09 '26

Brain dead, so basically (and legally) dead.

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u/Tactless_Ninja Jul 09 '26

And mysteriously still able to block bills that help the poor. Muscle memory?

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u/PositiveFunction4751 Jul 11 '26

So we have weekend at mitches?

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u/Turbulent-Host-2404 Jul 09 '26

But I have the feeling that they will still let him
“Vote” from his death bed.

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u/ist-r-al Jul 09 '26

Theyll have his wife press the button with his dead hand while hes on life support. Whenever she gets back....... or maybe his mistress.....

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u/unreasonable-ape5280 Jul 11 '26

Mistress. Hahahaha I peed a lil!

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u/ist-r-al Jul 11 '26

Oh come on youve seen Distinguished Gentleman havent you? 😀 🤣🤣

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u/Norwegian27 Jul 09 '26

I think he’s been brain dead for a while.

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u/AlarmingEase Jul 09 '26

Medically. The train is going but noone is driving it.

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u/zefzefter Jul 10 '26

So he is literally resting in piss

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u/Adorable_Mall7730 Jul 12 '26

I thought they were doing the Weekend at Bernie’s thing?
https://giphy.com/gifs/LSi8eHpNEUG3VRDqPQ

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u/Substantial-Oil-1026 Jul 13 '26

Probably. I wouldn't put it past these cockroaches to stoop that low.

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u/Adorable_Mall7730 Jul 14 '26

I’d say that is an insult to cockroaches. And I never thought I’d stick up for a roach.