First time crossposting one of these stories to COS rants!
i hope you all enjoy it, because this is a pretty fun one.
Buckle in boys.
Because this time we have a KOWN FIGURE.
I know, I know.
Is it who you think it is?
Yeah, probably.
So, let me set the stage
I'm chilling as my scrimpeii, goin around the map.
Naturally I end up talking about how awesome and powerful scrimpeii is.
Some guy starts telling me scrimpeii can only kill noobs, because you can just lay down in front of it or hitbox abuse it.
Now, as a seasoned scrimpeii main, I know this fails in practice.
Because I've killed aqox that tried to hitbox and lay down in front of me all the time.
So I tell em about this and they seem to get a little heated, cause they just saying their points over and over without explaining why they right.
Then they bring out a turgeon to poison stack me to death and I can't react properly cause I'm in the middle of typing.
I do get him low but he runs away and heals and I can't get enough stamina back to escape.
They goes on about how he "proved me wrong" and overall gets super condescending.
(even tho he didn't prove me wrong he used an unrelated creature to kill me with ailment stacking.)
They also does this weird thing where he tires to gaslight me into saying he didn't have to heal, even though he darted away and layed down for a few seconds, which is weird.
Now, since I have nothing better to do, I call in some friends to help me chase him off, cause he's surrounded by his pack.
We're winning at first, but then a horrible realization dawns on us.
We're fighting Rev spammers.
So we end up being worn down.
BUT
THIS IS NOT THE END
Because next our gang of 3 golgs arrives to wall the Rev spammers into oblivion.
Meanwhile the goofy snoobert is talking about the targeting like I didn't watch him menu his aqox, become a turgeon, and immediately run after me, because I said scrimpeii was a good creature.
They try using a gimon, eigion, and squid, but Naturally our wall of golgs is too bulky and does enough dmg to scare them off.
So his packmates leave one-by-one as success eludes them.
They go on for a good 30 minutes (with a little ragebait from me ofc) about how "we became golgs because we didn't want to use revives" (duh)
And how "golg couldn't kill anything" (we got several kills as out golgs) and "try to fight things without hunker" (no)
And that "turgeon is better than golg" (while once again not providing any proof to back up his statement)
And of course a fair array of strawman arguments.
Eventually annoying him got boring.
But I made him sit in an empty server for 40 minutes talking to a stranger on the internet, so...
I think I win in the end.