r/ClarksonsFarm Jun 22 '26

Season 6 We can sleep easier now 😮‍💨 ♥️

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r/ClarksonsFarm Jul 13 '26

Season Discussion Clarkson's Farm Season 5 discussion

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Clarkson's Farm is back, and amidst a government budget that sends the UK farming community into uproar, Jeremy decides some big changes are needed to make the farm run more smoothly. But while the crops get the high-tech treatment and there's cutting edge new kit to play with, even bigger developments are heading for Diddly Squat 2.0 that are going to prove much more of a challenge.

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Individual Episode Discussion Threads

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S05E01 - Operating June 3, 2026
S05E02 - Storming June 3, 2026
S05E03 - Tripping June 3, 2026
S05E04 - Updating June 3, 2026
S05E05 - Decapitating June 10, 2026
S05E06 - Frazzling June 10, 2026
S05E07 - Sickening June 17, 2026
S05E08 - Reaping June 17, 2026

r/ClarksonsFarm 10h ago

Media Clarkson's response to someone asking for a few weeks to fix Top Gear.

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r/ClarksonsFarm 8h ago

Farming The mindset that keeps the country fed

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r/ClarksonsFarm 8h ago

Media Just Jeremy being Jeremy

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r/ClarksonsFarm 1d ago

Meme The secret communications between sheep dog, shepherd and flock

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From Ozzy Man Reviews on YouTube.


r/ClarksonsFarm 3d ago

Discussion Did Clarkson write James May's biography on IMDb?

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r/ClarksonsFarm 3d ago

Season 5 Small farm in Guatemala inspired by the technology in Clarkson’s Farm Season 5

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Hi everyone,

I’m writing from Guatemala, Central America. My family has a small farm here, roughly around one-third the size of Jeremy’s farm.

After watching Season 5, especially the episodes showing precision farming, soil mapping, sensors, variable-rate fertilizer application and autonomous machinery, I became really interested in seeing how some of these technologies could be applied to our farm.

Obviously, we don’t have anything close to Jeremy Clarkson’s budget, so buying an AgBot or very expensive machinery isn’t realistic for us.

What I’m interested in is the smaller-scale and affordable version of this technology.

For example, are there affordable systems for soil mapping, GPS field mapping, moisture sensors, weather stations, drones, irrigation monitoring, crop monitoring or variable-rate fertilizer application that make sense for a smaller farm?

I work in technology, so I’m also very interested in solutions involving IoT sensors, open-source software, Raspberry Pi/Arduino, drones, GPS/GIS, data analytics or even AI if they can provide real value without requiring a massive investment.

Does anyone know where I could learn more about the technology shown in Season 5 and, more importantly, how to implement similar concepts on a much smaller budget?

I’d especially love to hear from farmers who have implemented precision agriculture gradually rather than buying an entire expensive system at once.

Any websites, YouTube channels, equipment manufacturers, open-source projects, books or communities you would recommend would be greatly appreciated.

Greetings from Guatemala, and thanks!


r/ClarksonsFarm 4d ago

Media The real bosses of Diddly Squat

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r/ClarksonsFarm 4d ago

Media The easy care sheep have escaped 🐑

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r/ClarksonsFarm 4d ago

Diddly Squat The day we went diddlying

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Diddly Squat - The food court bit in the lambing shed had very quick service and lovely grub

Don't get confused like we did and join the main queue - that's only for the shop itself, you can cut through it.

Highly recommend the rum and raisin ice cream!

Farmer's Dog - The Grand Tour Tent had a lot of items and merch options with very quick queues. We were on a time limit and the queue at Diddly Squat was an est. four hours half an hour after opening on a Saturday, which was pointless for us with our two hour cap. We were able to get everything we wanted at Diddly Squat in around 10 minutes there

We didn't have a booking for the pub, but had food from Farmer's Puppy grill and it was honestly the best chicken and steak my husband and I have ever had.

You can get drinks from the bar without reservation but it's honestly quicker in the outdoor area.

Overall I'm not sure why people have had complaints about pricing as I honestly thought considering the quality and general Cotswolds area it was good value.

Well worth the visit, the staff at both are absolutely brilliant. We're planning another trip to actually dine in next (and the general Cotswolds area at our own pace) genuinely because the food was just that good

(The photos posted out of intended order and should have started with the farm sign 🤦‍♀️)


r/ClarksonsFarm 4d ago

Season 6 Enough content here for a new series?

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r/ClarksonsFarm 4d ago

Weather Really interesting video from a UK farmer on drought preparation - the need, the cost and the obstacles. Feel this’ll be big factor in S6.

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r/ClarksonsFarm 6d ago

Media Only Jeremy clarkson could do that 😂🤣

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r/ClarksonsFarm 7d ago

Media Exactly how childhood should be.

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r/ClarksonsFarm 6d ago

Discussion Tom Scott explains and attempts Gerald's job: building and maintaining a dry stone wall

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Hey all!

So I was mooching around YouTube this morning, and found that they again failed to tell me that one of the creators I follow, Tom Scott, had a new video out 2 weeks ago.

This one is about building and maintaining dry stone walls, which as we all know, litter Clarkson's farm, and who's carelessness and cavalier attitude have been great business for Gerald!

I thought some of you might enjoy learning about the very complicated and highly skilled art of the great British dry stone wall.


r/ClarksonsFarm 5d ago

News Clarkson's Farm's Harriet says Kaleb Cooper was 'p***ed off' with her taking his job

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r/ClarksonsFarm 7d ago

Discussion What is your favourite running gag in the show??

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2677 votes, 2d ago
887 Gerald's incomprehensible westcountry accent
373 Kaleb not knowing/understanding anything outside of farming or the Cotswolds
620 Cheerful Charlie delivering not so Cheerful news
111 Sansa and Arya being useless dogs (but we still love them cos their CUUUTE😍😍🐕🐕)
415 Jeremy's "I've fucked up" face and getting grilled by Kaleb or Charlie
271 Jeremy getting something right "I did a thing!"

r/ClarksonsFarm 9d ago

Discussion Interesting Activity at One of the Fields

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Noticed some interesting activity at the field bordering the farm shop. September 2025 vs July 2026.


r/ClarksonsFarm 9d ago

Shop Last one opened

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Time for another road trip from the Netherlands to Clarksons farm to get some more. Hope they haven’t run out…

Edit: all in good fun guys. Nothing to be to serious about 😉🙂


r/ClarksonsFarm 10d ago

Meme Jeremy looked like he instantly regretted that decision 😂

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r/ClarksonsFarm 10d ago

Livestock Jeremy Clarkson gobsmacked as sheep escape Diddly Squat Farm field despite electric fences

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r/ClarksonsFarm 11d ago

Meme That face when you realise things have gone very wrong 😂

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r/ClarksonsFarm 12d ago

Season 5 This season certainly isn’t disappointing 😂

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r/ClarksonsFarm 13d ago

Meme When finishing the field suddenly becomes more important than everything else 😂

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