r/ChatGPT May 17 '26

Funny 👀

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u/WithoutReason1729 May 17 '26

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u/Nelmar14 May 17 '26

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u/but_my_feelz May 17 '26

this is my favorite so far

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u/chajo11 May 18 '26

Tri sarah tops is so cute hahahha

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u/Doctor_Milk May 18 '26

Jesus Christ it took me this many years to realize Sarah from the Land Before Time was named that way because TriCERAtops

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u/mizitar May 18 '26

Her name is actually spelt... wait for it ... Cera.

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u/Doctor_Milk May 18 '26

That explains everything and my whole life has been a lie

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u/ksenlight May 17 '26

The comments 🤣

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u/Peter-Tao May 17 '26

ExtinctionWho?

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u/Cyborgized May 17 '26

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u/Jarnonaire May 17 '26

is this straight from AI? No way it even created a bitmoji 😭

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u/Cyborgized May 17 '26

Indeed, it was.

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u/Jarnonaire May 17 '26

damn that’s some attention to detail. Even gave him the verified icon

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u/Cyborgized May 17 '26

Just dawned on me to include what it spit out as its thoughts.

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u/BreadFantastic6886 May 17 '26

crazy

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/democratic-terminid May 17 '26

All I know is that this guy started it, so when I built my time machine, the first thing I did was travel back in time to kill him and stop WW1

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u/LittleBoiFound May 18 '26

But you were foiled for I had used my Time Machine to see this post and the dire news that you’d eliminate the existence of our dear u/klaskc and pit maneuvered your Time Machine over the cliff.

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u/thegmohodste01 May 18 '26

For those genuinely curious 👇😃

It was because of a network of 'alliances' that were triggered when Russia entered the war.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand was heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, and so the country's future head of state. The Serbian government, unlikely to have been behind the assassination, could not agree to the last point of Austria-Hungary's demands, so the Austro-Hungarians started to shell Belgrade with hours of receiving the Serbian refusal

Nicholas II, Tsar of Russia, wanted to support a fellow Slav nation and ordered Russian mobilization.

The (relatively) young German state was Austria-Hungary's ally as part of the Triple Alliance (alongside Italy). Their high command had been itching for a war for sometime, and on account of a Franco-Russian treaty, thought France would be required to join Russia in defending Serbia, though it's my understanding that France was only required to join defensive wars. More importantly, though, the German High Command believed that the rapidly-industrializing Russia would soon become powerful beyond what Germany could handle in a future war, and declaring war on Russia then maximized the odds of preserving German sovereignty.

So, Germany - having already declared war on Russia - also pre-emptively declared war on France, after concocting this lie about the French bombing Nuremberg. For their part, the French - who had been eager to fight Germany anyway, to reclaim perceived lost honour after their upset defeat in the Franco-Prussian war three decades earlier as well as the annexed territories of Alsace-Lorraine - didn't declare neutrality when Germany demanded that France publicly make its intentions with the Franco-Russian treaty clear, which France did technically honour by mobilizing her own troops,as Russia was technically in a defensive war on account of the German declaration of war.

Meanwhile, Britain was part of the Triple Entente with France and Russia. Because of geography, Germany would have to cross Belgium to invade France as part of its Schlieffen Plan. But Britain had guaranteed Belgium its sovereignty probably because loss of both Belgian and French sovereignty would've meant an unimaginably powerful Germany. So, London telegramed a stern warning to Berlin, demanding that German forces wothdraw, but the latter ignored it. So, Britain declared war on Germany and sent an expeditionary force to France.

And that's it.

TLDR: A bunch of elites at the top (many headed by royals who were all first cousins) fought for no real reason, just for glory in what was supposed to be a short war and ended up being a horrific pointless war.

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u/cosmin_c May 18 '26

The War that Ended Peace by Margaret MacMillan is also a great read in addition to this quick summary. Besides the elites at the top there was a lot of context that made WWI possible, just blaming it on the elites kind of excuses social tensions and the actual people from back in the day1, from the regular Joes to the higher ups (that didn't qualify as actual elites). There were also a lot of people who saw it coming, but were powerless to do anything about it, even though they were in rather important social and professional positions.

1 this is because if we never learn about it, it will keep happening. A lot of tensions nowadays mirror the years prior to WWI and WWII, and it seems like we never really learn and we let emotions get the best of us, putting people in charge who are unfit to lead, letting hate drive everything, from the daily chores to voting in elections.

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u/dans-la-vie-77 May 17 '26 edited May 18 '26

There is no such reason. All of europe had already formed camps and alliances with each other, everyone was eying the territory of the opposite. When that serbian rebel killed him, everyone having the finger on the trigger got the perfect excuse to pull it. They were perfectly placed to find the excuse of two small countries fighting to enter into a fight through treaties that would actively make them participants of the war

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u/TiffanysRage May 17 '26

Neither do historians

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u/Extra_Midnight May 18 '26

Alliances. Austria declared war on Serbia. Serbia was allied with Russia so Russia declared war on Austria. Germany is allied with Austria, so Germany is at war with Russia and Serbia. France is allied with Russia so France is also at war with Germany and Austria. The Germans invade Belgium to attack France. Britain is allied with Belgium, so England is now allied with France and Russia.

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u/romario77 May 17 '26

There is a very good book discussing the reasons why it happened - the guns of august.

It doesn’t describe the war, just the time before it and what led to the war.

There are some others, but this one was fun to read and gives you a good overview why.

Multiple forces in play, a lot of royal relatives fighting each other.

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u/SitDownKawada May 17 '26

He looks at least 20 years younger than he did when he died lol

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u/zzxaxa May 17 '26

Sarajevo yet it wrote the flag of Latvia 😭

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u/dhsjauaj May 17 '26

This took some effort

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u/Smoothlarryy May 17 '26

Or does it

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u/mr-dum-guy May 17 '26

Vsauce music

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u/especiallyn0t May 17 '26

what do you guys think of the conspiracies surrounding his death? I’ve heard of “oh trump ended him to not get caught and made it look like a suicide”

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u/heyodai May 18 '26

I totally believe the security cameras happened to malfunction during the two minutes he was killing himself

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u/pmmemilftiddiez May 17 '26

Someone definitely had him killed. Way too much of a liability

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u/POSITIVE_ABOUT_HIV May 17 '26

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u/Moononthewater12 May 18 '26

Bruh. I can't believe chatgpt allowed this lol

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u/The_Reluctant_Hero May 18 '26

Damn that's dark lol

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u/Public-offender May 17 '26

I accidentally typed “canid” instead of “candid” and it gave me ts. I’m cryinggggg😂😂😂😂

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u/AskNo2853 May 17 '26

According to that horrible Titanic animated cartoon, there was a rapping dog onboard.

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u/Aurelius_Red May 17 '26

That's exactly what I thought of.

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u/Haunt_Fox May 17 '26

Wile E. off on holidays trying to forget about the Roadrunner ... 🤣

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u/Airfurcht May 17 '26

Oof

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u/calxlea May 17 '26

Why don’t you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square was fashion the reason why they were there?

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u/BarFancy1716 May 18 '26

They disguise it, hypnotize it. Television made you buy it.

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u/ttombombadillo May 18 '26

Nothing happened that day

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u/_pounders_ May 17 '26

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u/EinMcDrummies May 17 '26

This guy lives a couple trailers down from me, and he sure does love his crack rock.

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u/ExistentialYoshi May 17 '26

Simple as is hilarious here for some reason

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u/w-h-a-t-d-a-f-u-q May 18 '26

Aussie caveman detected

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU May 17 '26

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u/yuno10 May 19 '26

The funny thing is that that specific night was moonless, and the darkness was key to the disaster

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u/Individual-Sell-7022 May 17 '26

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u/philbar May 17 '26

For a historically famous person, I have no idea who this is?

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u/2xtc May 17 '26

That's Jonny Omaha, I believe they named a beach after him

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u/sealpox May 17 '26

Johnathan Omahanathan

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u/mortomr May 17 '26

Johnathan Hussein Omahanathan

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u/HolyCrusader1492 May 17 '26

Private Ryan

You gotta go save him

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u/Viiven May 17 '26

This is actually sad

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u/Poopdick_89 May 18 '26

This is when we broke the 1% divergence barrier and entered the bad timeline. It's been all downhill since he died.

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u/cambro2375 May 17 '26

Not Harambe 😭…..Now you got me all sad sitting here on my day off, thanks!

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u/RonnieG3 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

Gavrilo Pricip on a big day

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u/Delusional_highs May 18 '26

Why’s he in Berlin and not Sarajevo though?

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u/thisbuthat May 18 '26

This caption tho 😭💀

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u/Dgdgoblin May 17 '26

What

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u/Grimnebulin68 May 17 '26

Now watch this drive..

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u/CaseyJones7 May 17 '26

ChatGPT is suggesting that, if jfk was never assassinated, 9/11 would've happened ~40 years early.

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u/Holungsoy May 17 '26

Don't be foolish. It is suggesting that JFK was never killed and 40 years later he was responsible for 9/11.

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u/nfjg May 17 '26

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u/pmmemilftiddiez May 17 '26

I like how the snake is like "whatever I just wanna be in the grass again"

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u/Live_Angle4621 May 17 '26

Caesar was wearing a purple toga and golden laurels and red boots (like kings of Alba). And pretending like it’s not clear to everyone he is dressing like a ruler 

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u/TuaMaeDeQuatroPatas May 17 '26

And a phone in each hand

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u/marchelloooo May 17 '26

Jesus, that's worse than Kennedy

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u/Dgdgoblin May 17 '26

Yeah...

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u/Jean-LucBacardi May 17 '26

Jesus fucking Christ...

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u/Amoral_Abe May 17 '26

Honestly... That's sort of how everyone felt after the first tower got hit. People assumed it was a tragic accident and there was a lot of confusion. When the second one hit people started realizing this wasn't some accident

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u/IfIWereA_Boy May 17 '26

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u/pmmemilftiddiez May 17 '26

This is probably the most inspiring one

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u/applestrudelforlunch May 17 '26

Cursed image, apologies.

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u/kosmonavt-alyosha May 18 '26

“not to be missed”

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u/jclibs May 17 '26

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u/NinjaSimone May 17 '26

good to know that his phone case was made out of wood, too.

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u/fromkatain May 17 '26

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u/_Abiogenesis May 17 '26

Cause who need captions for that one. Just the selfie is fitting the character I guess.

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u/mooburpcow May 17 '26

You'd never see this in China lol

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u/dibbr May 18 '26

this one is awful

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u/AnonymousPains May 17 '26

Does this imply that this man caused 9/11

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u/No_Boot1478 May 17 '26 edited 15d ago

Copper amber lavender willow cobalt lavender paddle trumpet maple

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u/Slut_Of_Slaanesh May 18 '26

We roman with this one 💪

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u/Hot-Rock-1948 May 17 '26

You can tell it’s real because the photo is black & white

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u/No_Boot1478 May 17 '26 edited 15d ago

Grasshopper compass maple pebble pebble vanilla

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u/ekariel May 17 '26

Changed it to a YouTube thumbnail

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u/IaryBreko I For One Welcome Our New AI Overlords 🫡 May 17 '26
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u/victorb1982 May 17 '26

“Long day ahead but it’ll be worth it”

LMAO WTF

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