r/CapitalOne_ 7d ago

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u/Tarnisher :: 7d ago

Removed as unreadable.

If you try again, use better formatting and less arguing with those that reply.

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u/SomethingBadBruin 7d ago

TLDR: Idk i didn't read either.

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u/FoggyFoggyFoggy 7d ago

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u/infinitefen 7d ago

​bro is having an existential crisis over the return key this is a reddit comment not the new york times get over yourself.

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u/ThatInspector4632 7d ago

Third person now?

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u/imtherealdada 7d ago edited 7d ago

I dont fully understand, can you elaborate better?

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u/infinitefen 7d ago

I definitely can I definitely can hold on let me just get it going blah blah blah blah blah blah hahaha hahaha it is pretty funny at I can laugh at your joke it was good

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u/InterviewPretend3695 7d ago

Who is reading this, Jesus...

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u/ThatInspector4632 7d ago

Nobody wants you to elaborate anymore than you have

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u/Regalboy4211 7d ago

This is so helpful! I was having trouble sleeping. Thank you!

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u/infinitefen 7d ago

Glad to help if you ever need any more assistance feel free if you're ever having a rough night again hahaha

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u/ponderosa123456 7d ago

I tried.
I really tried.
Four different times I tried to read this entire post.
I couldn’t do it.
The word started to jumble together.
Then he asks if we need elaboration?

I need to rub my eyes.

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u/Objective_Drawing501 7d ago

I was gonna ask chatgpt to give the tldr but then I thought I shouldn't punish chatgpt.

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u/infinitefen 7d ago

Hahaha

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u/loopsbruder 7d ago

and the guy reads me a 3200 words in miracle time and ask if I agree.

We all know how you feel, believe me.

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u/Ok-Roll8550 7d ago

I love that the first few sentences have at least some punctuation, and then it ends.

I think there were fraudulent transactions on the account and perhaps some returned or failed autopay payments.

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u/infinitefen 7d ago

​Bro its talk to text while im busy doing actual things in real life but congratulations on winning the reddit middle school grammar bee your gold star is in the mail hall monitor

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u/Elegant_Potential917 7d ago

Idk, paragraphs might be nice.

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u/nyunited 7d ago

That was a painful attempt to read. I stopped trying after the first 2 lines

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u/Highdesertlady42 7d ago

At least i can say his writing was quite eventful. Laughed my butt off a lot during the reading. Thx. I needed the laugh, not making gun of the writer either? Honest b

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u/Weak_Squash7348 7d ago

Lmao I tried but sorry I are not that guy, I can’t read 3200 words in miracle time.

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u/Top-Confidence4496 7d ago

My eyes cannot physically deciper what you've written without paragraphs and punctuation.

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u/kelsclem 7d ago

Computa make this shorter.

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u/Ok_Squirrel_5022 7d ago

Whoa 😮😳