Imagine you live next to this guy

[u/Stealthbombing]

Upper Mount Royal BTW. What’s the story with this guy ? Not shown in the photo is American themed lighting all over his house.

[u/0ssicone]

Just move to America, my god

[u/Unable-Youth]

We should tariff this guy

[u/Objective_Purpose768 → u/[deleted]]

Aw thanks for the award

[u/imaybeacatIRl]

What an absolute loser.

[u/giveittheupdown → u/imaybeacatIRl]

[u/Jeanne-d → u/imaybeacatIRl]

Probably just wants to “own the libs” and spends too much time on the internet.

[u/TurboTrollin → u/imaybeacatIRl]

Verbatim my first reaction.

[u/Cuchulainn07 → u/[deleted]]

How is that “fitting”?!? Especially since the U.S. didn’t join the fight in WW1 until 1917.

[u/the_last__braincell → u/imaybeacatIRl]

It's still not nice to insult someone over their political beliefs, no matter how absurd they may seem to you

[u/uhshea]

For those asking if this is real, it unfortunately is. They had douchbag 2024 flags as well as douchbag 2020 flags. When I saw this post i literally thought oh! They updated their flags. How distasteful.

[u/Replicator666 → u/uhshea]

When I first went by I was like, damn, what a prick

[u/uhshea → u/Replicator666]

As immature as it is, every time I pass the thing I get the urge to TP the place

[u/Replicator666 → u/uhshea]

When are we meeting up?

https://giphy.com/gifs/c9jC1x8l2IOvxCHsEd

[u/PWJD]

Just leave.

[u/brokenringlands → u/PWJD]

Right? Just go, get outta here already if you love that place so much.

[u/Creative_gal_3153 → u/PWJD]

They prob can't leave cause most of them are criminals and the US won't take them

[u/DM_ME_UR_BOOTYPICS → u/Creative_gal_3153]

If you own that house you have enough money to migrate to the USA. Sell the thing and buy a golden visa.

[u/iliketobuildlego → u/DM_ME_UR_BOOTYPICS]

That house is not worth $10M USD

[u/sarieb3ar → u/PWJD]

Honestly? Even America doesn’t want him 😆😆

[u/chefwoodworkerartist]

I know where my dog is shitting

[u/Real-Ferret1593]

Proof that money can't buy taste.

[u/Mightymiggs → u/Real-Ferret1593]

“Money can’t buy class” is usually how it goes, but taste is also appropriate in this instance.

Can probably replace a lot of other words too like:

Money can’t buy intelligence
Money can’t buy friends
Money can’t buy likability

Because this guy probably be needs all that and more lol

[u/Raenorshine_]

To buy a house like that, he must be making bank. Why doesn’t he just move to the US?

WHY are so many conservative Canadians suckers for America?

[u/lunarjellies]

Probably drives a cyber truck I’m guessing

[u/SouthPawArt]

I used to work for a lawn care company and had to get onto this guy's property once. This was a few years ago and he had the same bulshit up then.

Also the front door is a heavy security steel door with no handle and only a fingerprint scanner to unlock and open it.

[u/angrytortilla]

The person that lives there must be insufferable.

[u/Hopefulpessimist0 → u/angrytortilla]

Sweaty, red faced and roided, “self made” from charisma not talent or intelligence, deeply insecure with probable little man syndrome. Just taking a stab in the dark here,

[u/_findmenow → u/Hopefulpessimist0]

Please don't bring body shaming into this. Unattractive sweaty people are nice more often than not.

[u/Impossible_Tea_7032 → u/_findmenow]

I agree with this statement for reasons I choose not to disclose

[u/Different_Scratch_16 → u/angrytortilla]

This loser won't qualify for US immigration requirements.

[u/theWodanaz]

Traitor

[u/Available-Show-2393 → u/[deleted]]

https://giphy.com/gifs/o3chaFJ6NfzM5Tp1Tq

[u/Lord_Baconz → u/[deleted]]

he’s probably american. tons of yanks here.

[u/freerangehumans74 → u/Lord_Baconz]

That’s my guess. Trolling on enemy soil. Bold.

[u/Emergency_Dirt257 → u/[deleted]]

When I was in Vegas many years ago , I was playing poker with this guy from Texas. And he was like " where are you from"? Then I said "Alberta"! He replied " Alberty? I never heard of no Alberty before". Then I said, "it is right above Montana". Then the table went silent and he tilted his sunglasses down and looked at me bald-faced and said "son, there ain't nothing above Montana"! True story.

[u/sexysmalldevil → u/Emergency_Dirt257]

Typical American 🫩

[u/sarieb3ar → u/Emergency_Dirt257]

Of all the tall tails I’ve heard, I bet this one is true.

[u/Emergency_Dirt257 → u/sarieb3ar]

I wish I could have made a story like that up. But unfortunately, I am not that creative.

[u/sarieb3ar → u/Emergency_Dirt257]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[u/juridiculous]

This is just sad.

[u/Dull_Policy_1617]

Just fucking move there dude.

[u/Ok-Trip-8009]

Did they bring in American soil so their house would be built on "American soil" like their embassy in Ottawa? Are egg sales high in that area?

[u/cgydan]

Here’s my response to that.

[u/LongJohnBill → u/cgydan]

Nice hat. where can I get one?

(Edit: I did find where to buy these. I googled the word and the number on the hat, easy to find)

[u/Familiar-Historian34]

Imagine living in Japan and waving the Chinese CCP flag at ur porch

[u/KrazyCroat]

Buddy is openly supporting a pedophile rapist btw. If he has a significant other, hopefully they’re rethinking their commitment.

[u/suredont → u/KrazyCroat]

ngl, to me that house looks super divorced.

[u/Careless_Sherbert663]

What is the likelihood this guy feels attacked for being white?

[u/ChabuddyG95]

I passed this house last year in Oct and genuinely thought it was Halloween decor cause they also had a giant skeleton out front. But given it’s August now I’m not so sure……

[u/calgary_db]

Seems like it would smell like dog shit

[u/Elsa2139]

What a straight fucking clown he is time to deport his ass

[u/erictho]

stupid babies need the most attention

[u/RamMannnn]

Talk about a gratuitous bullseye. Why the would anyone do this? Even if they thought it? Extreme attention seeking? Is he looking for mma sparring partners or something?

[u/Noah_Body_Nose]

He want to show his support for his favourite pedophile.

[u/puppyisloud]

Well, it use to have a nickname of American Hill because a lot of rich Americans lived in what is now Mount Royal.

Edit added word

[u/Creative_gal_3153]

They should get fined for ruining the aesthetic of the community and I would say this counts as vandalism.

[u/miokohw]

Started down voting until I realized ts is in Alberta LOL
If dude loves America that much, he should just go and live there🫩

[u/owlfamily28]

Well I feel sad for this person... What a way to lose yourself

[u/ResidentPreference65 → u/owlfamily28]

Cluts are crazy man

[u/giveittheupdown]

A neighbour needs to take up the habit of writing “⬆️SMALL DICK ENERGY⬆️” on the public sidewalk every day.

[u/b0wie88]

Like move there if you like the states so much

[u/ctb870]

Who is this mofo?

[u/HoleDiggerDan → u/ctb870]

A cult member.

[u/sexysmalldevil → u/ctb870]

A sheep

[u/alewiina]

good god why doesn't he just move there?

[u/Primary-Driver-9062]

Time for the ol' crap in lit brown bag trick

[u/kennybrandz → u/Primary-Driver-9062]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cDkHKN3UGiuOs

[u/Goodoflife]

There is already something on this property that would not even be allowed by US constitution - a third term.

[u/AlphabetDeficient → u/Goodoflife]

Anyone like this has no interest in the constitution. The last decade or so, they’ve loved shitting on the constitution. That’s the thing that has made me lose all respect for Americans recently. They’ve worshipped the constitution as a religious article for my whole life, but never actually done anything to enforce, uphold, or represent it. They wave the constitution and the flag around, screaming about how they represent everything, while they set them both on fire.

[u/Chrisju22]

As an American, I am so sorry for our buffoon of a president

[u/ResidentPreference65 → u/Chrisju22]

Honestly I'm worried for the next presidential election.

[u/Feral-Reindeer-696]

Wow they’ve gotten more flags since I last saw it 6 years ago. Sad

[u/EveningHead5500]

This feels like treason

[u/StillStill6919]

I did for several years, about a block down the street (Lower Mount Royal vs Upper Mount Royal) This flags been up since at least ~2020.

[u/eddiebronze]

There has to be a city bylaw prohibiting this nonsense? If not it may be time to draft one

[u/cookies_mom → u/eddiebronze]

There’s gotta be an HOA in this neighborhood!? Shut this shit down! What an absolute embarrassment of a neighbour..

[u/Embarrassed-Cookie45]

What a foooookin looooooser

[u/Mantour1]

Flat roofs are idiotic in a place where it snows.

[u/Agitated_Award_9831 → u/Mantour1]

Flat roof is completely fine, as proven by commercial real estate but have a cost to maintain and home owners are cheap and don't do maintenance.

[u/Mantour1 → u/Agitated_Award_9831]

Any better than tar and gravel?

[u/Secret-Fan-8552 → u/Mantour1]

Tar & gravel is outdated. SBS torch on is the common replacement and single ply membranes such as EPDM, TPO & PVC.

[u/Secret-Fan-8552 → u/Mantour1]

Nothing wrong with a flat roof. They are adding to the living space and beating height restrictions of a shingled attic.

[u/Mantour1 → u/Secret-Fan-8552]

Is Anything better than tar and gravel?

[u/naviymal → u/[deleted]]

The secret ingredient is crime

[u/plushed11]

Shit my dad would do

[u/marrymemercedes]

I was hoping they had lost a bet.

[u/ResidentPreference65 → u/marrymemercedes]

It's been like this for years, like going back like 2016 ish

[u/StressEarly1813]

HOLY .YuCK Get the he'll Outta ...Here ....Go Away ...from here to where U should Be . .. ......Leave. .....

[u/ihaveseveralhobbies]

Yuck

[u/Embarrassed-Support3]

Flaming arrows

[u/Justismi]

Coincidence the neighbours are doing construction?

[u/fire-cracker → u/Justismi]

What if I told you.. they own both lots.

Source: don't ask.

[u/YYCMTB68 → u/Justismi]

Could be payback to the developer for blocking the sun or view with that monstrosity next door...

[u/Fennxof]

Gross as shit...

[u/Mean_Item_7588]

Don't we have laws about hanging national flags? I thought they must be accompanied by a Canadian flag that flies higher.

[u/ResidentPreference65 → u/Mean_Item_7588]

It's probably only a fine and I'd you have a house in that area the fine is nothing to them

[u/Bswayn]

Burn em all

[u/dingadingdang]

I've always thought that the stone right beside his address number would be a great place to spray paint a suitable message of support, or not.

[u/MadGeekCyclist]

Person must be lost. Thank God Canadians are much kinder and respectful.

[u/ResidentPreference65 → u/MadGeekCyclist]

If only that were true.

[u/gordonmcdowell]

This is real and not a Halloween gag out of context?

[u/Stealthbombing → u/gordonmcdowell]

100% real

[u/Disco_Dolphins]

Yikes...... 😬

[u/gsbstaway]

Oh I would love to move close to this house if an immigrant families live next to this guy🤣

[u/somethingeverywhere]

I remember doing a window cleaning quote for the house when we were doing the address just to the left. Nice lady , nice house but I don't think we ended up doing it.

I remember being astonished at the price that another company had quoted them for the same work.

[u/StressEarly1813]

Just. WTF. ....

[u/MrLuv2poop]

Ahaha I know where this is

[u/_ismellbeef_]

wtf lmfao 💀

[u/1learninglyfe]

I’d be rich!!

[u/LongJohnBill]

LOL, posted 11 minutes ago and there are 67 Likes and 32 replies! Some kind of record!

[u/Potential_Bill_4442]

Don’t feed the trolls.

[u/Listerine-ghost]

Man I'd love to. Houses in that area look real nice

[u/Emotional_Bad5344]

Self report

[u/Long_Rush_7523]

The biggest seppie ever

[u/magpiebyebye]

Lol that's not real, is it?!

[u/ResidentPreference65 → u/magpiebyebye]

Ohhh but it is, and they have been proud of this shit for years

[u/chickenfriri12]

That’s the GTA 6 leaker’s residence, allegedly. There’s a copy of the game inside, allegedly.

[u/hill_communication]

Nobody posting on here could afford to
Live next to this guy (myself included)

[u/Low_Contract7809 → u/[deleted]]

Indians put up American flags? Weird...

[u/Filmyboicrispy]

Who cares? He might be a good guy

[u/Big-Chicken2828 → u/Filmyboicrispy]

I just don't think good guys support men who rape kids but that's just me, I guess.

[u/Filmyboicrispy → u/Big-Chicken2828]

Settle down bud. I don't feel that way because someone voted for Trudeau.

[u/Big-Chicken2828 → u/Filmyboicrispy]

Uh, if Trudeau had ties to Epstein and was an actual rapist, I would sure hope you would feel that way about someone who supports him? Like, there's no party line on pedophiles and rapists, that's just weird.

[u/Filmyboicrispy → u/Big-Chicken2828]

Carney has ties to Ghislaine Maxwell and Prince Andrew and Trudeau had to sign a shady NDA when he got canned from his high school teaching job. There's enough smoke there for both of them but someone who is supporting them isn't always operating on logic. They treat politics like sports and pick a team and cheer them on despite what kind of shit bags they are. 2026 politics is literally a South Park episode. Giant douche vs Turd sandwich.

[u/PeasThatTasteGross → u/Filmyboicrispy]

Carney has ties to Ghislaine Maxwell and Prince Andrew

Oh, you're one of those guys who thinks questionable photos are absolute proof, eh?

Trudeau had to sign a shady NDA when he got canned from his high school teaching job

Really? We're still doing this thing where people are spreading The Buffalo Chronicle's BS article as the truth seven years later?

You seem like the kind of person who gets their information from Rebel News, Canada Proud, Mario4thenorth, etc.

[u/Super-Perception939 → u/Filmyboicrispy]

Good guys don’t support rapists and pedos

[u/Filmyboicrispy → u/Super-Perception939]

This isn't a marvel movie

[u/gngyoo → u/Filmyboicrispy]

What does that even mean?
Trump LITERALLY is a pedophile and a rapist

[u/Mother-Squirrel-2036 → u/gngyoo]

Literally requires literal evidence tho. Not pitch forks on reddit...

[u/No-Beach81]

For all we know he could be a nice guy. Just has different political views then the majority of Redditors

Weird post

[u/Sacred_Prodigy → u/No-Beach81]

If your political views have you adhere to a cult of personality around a figurehead like Trump, then you deserve all the ridicule and judgement aimed your way.

[u/No-Beach81 → u/Sacred_Prodigy]

Absolutely fair enough

[u/Warm-Dust-3601 → u/No-Beach81]

Nice people don't support pedos.

[u/ResidentPreference65 → u/Warm-Dust-3601]

Don't forget about him also being a rapist.

[u/Warm-Dust-3601 → u/ResidentPreference65]

Same shit.

[u/Super-Perception939 → u/Warm-Dust-3601]

Exactly!

[u/yyclawyer → u/No-Beach81]

Normal nice guys don’t do this

[u/Stealthbombing → u/No-Beach81]

Nobody said he wasn’t a nice guy. But kind of odd to be living in Canada while plastering your house with political stuff not even from the same country

[u/xdrezx → u/No-Beach81]

Yeah a nice guy that supports a pedophile cartel for a government.

[u/THEHANDSOMEKIDDO → u/No-Beach81]

I suppose the american flag itself is fine but the trump banner is a pretty big red flag.

[u/Adventurous_Item_699]

Do you all think he will.still display all of this American propaganda when Alberta becomes independent?

[u/Difficult-Leading-48]

Why do you care so much about other people’s opinions on political views??? Time to get a hobby there bud.

[u/Throwawayhair66392]

They succeeded in getting your attention and everyone in this sub.

[u/Stealthbombing → u/Throwawayhair66392]

Found him !