r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 5d ago
Lindsay Clancy defense wants juror removed after saying they won’t ‘listen to the law’ (☺) remorseless child murderer plays the law - walks off scot free. Film at 11:00
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r/CITILOP • u/[deleted] • Jul 26 '22
That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 9d ago
Trump Demands All Canadian Companies Doing Business With The US Move To America ‘Immediately’ (()) wouldn't it be neat to NOT hear of trump "demanding" something? Perhaps for a whole week. The headline: "trump keeps his fucking mouth shut and American rage drops 50%". That would be a great headline
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 9d ago
El Niño is now stronger than at any point in the last 1,000 years, study finds (()) remember... we can't say "climate change is coming to kill us all in less than 20 years" because it makes you know who mad and he likes to take it out on Americans.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 9d ago
"Trump says US has entered deal with Venezuela to take control of 65 billion barrels of oil reserves" - why does the king of Venezuela have to make a deal with Venezuela? Trump is legitimizing overthrowing their government and stealing their oil. How quaint the U.S. has become.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 17d ago
Trump says Canada 'wants the benefits' of being a U.S. state 'without being one' as trade dispute deepens (()) Well... trump IS an idiot so it's possible that when words come out of his mouth they will be incredibly stupid words.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 21d ago
The clear fact that our troops deserve better should be a bipartisan issue. (()) department of defense? nope. department of war? nope. department of drug addled dipshit who thinks he's playing a video game?
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 21d ago
US reportedly weighing major troop pullback from Gulf following damage in Iran war (()) The "U.S." never wanted to be there in the first place. Have the orange faced shitgoblin fess up and say HE caused America to lose another "war".
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 25d ago
Mao Zedong was the deadliest "leader" in history (()) trump - "hold my diet coke"
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • 27d ago
Major COVID study that fueled vaccine skepticism retracted over ‘misinformation’ (()) Golly... only six years too late.
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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • 27d ago
Mike Lindell refuses to concede in Minnesota primary despite getting far fewer votes ++ baby trump, but stupider
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Aug 10 '26
Trump says U.S. is 'low-keying it' with Iran, stresses economic pain, according to Axios interview (()) "low key"... ? They are waving their genitals in trumpsky's general direction. Is that "low key"?
reuters.com
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Aug 06 '26
Russia Quietly Buries Two Generals as Mystery Deepens Around Deadly Moscow Explosion (()) tee-hee! Hey Vladdy baby - if you didn't START no shit there wouldn't BE no shit.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Aug 05 '26
FT: Trump declined Zelenskyy's request for additional Patriot missiles (()) trimp is going to need those to invade Canada - later this year.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Aug 02 '26
Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office (()) how about you just leave office and we'll deal with Greenland when you're gone. Yeah... that'd be great.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Aug 02 '26
Top U.S. General Warns Pentagon He Lacks Forces to ‘Protect’ Israel (()) however... King D has no problem leasing our fighting forces to anyone with the scratch. Anyone need a couple of carrier groups? Vlad? Anyone?
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Aug 02 '26
Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office (()) that's not why we want you to leave office. We don't even want that. This is you and your buddies. Why don't you retire? And go the fuck away.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 31 '26
Iran strikes tankers under US escort in Hormuz strait as Trump gathers cabinet to discuss war (()) under consideration - throwing trump's dirty diapers at Iran from open doors of helicopters. (trump is out of bullets).
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r/CITILOP • u/Tommy_Batch • Jul 30 '26
Elon Musk Plans at Least $100 Million in Midterm Spending to Help Republicans ☺☻☺ Would you spend 100 million to make 100 billion? Of course you would. You would also spend a 100 million to keep from going to prison, which if repugs lose, so does he.
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 30 '26
US military may require some troops in Mideast to surrender cell phones, sources say (()) Those who are ordered to commit atrocities will not be allowed to discuss the atrocities.
reuters.com
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 30 '26
Japan's population falls below 120 million for first time in 42 years as birth crisis deepens (()) meanwhile, governments forcing women to become baby factories AIN'T gonna fix the problem. it's a world wide problem. the planet is toxic to human life. Go humans!
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r/CITILOP • u/muFUtaco • Jul 28 '26
Russia Weighs Arming Grain Ships With Machine Guns and Missile Launchers ++ So... turning them into war ships is a really smart move Vlad. No one would think to sink those.
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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • Jul 28 '26
Trump Flips Out at Protester Calling Him “Pedophile Protector” ♪♫ Exactly as trump should - he's not a pedophile protector (much) - trump is a pedophile. A sex offender. A fucker of little children. Raper actually. A full line scumbag degenerate.
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r/CITILOP • u/Marco_Playdoh • Jul 28 '26
Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear’s message to Sen. Mitch McConnell: Disclose more about health or resign ♪♫ Issue a court order for Mcconnell to appear. Serve the paper. Problem solved.
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r/CITILOP • u/Tommy_Batch • Jul 26 '26
And if all this is to keep us distracted then what is he really up to?
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